What do you call it when a Norse god is scared of something?

They’re aFreyed.

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Did you hear the joke about the Red Wedding?

It was a turn of Freys

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My dads famous joke of jokes.

Dad- String walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says "are you a string"? The string replies "yes" and the bartender says "get out of here we don't serve strings".

The string walks into another bar and orders a beer, the bartender says "are you a string"? The string replies "yes" and the bartender says "get out of here we don't serve strings". He ties himself in a knot and frays the bottom of the string.

He goes to another bar and orders some beer. The bartender says "Hey are you a string."

They string replys "freyed knot".

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[Mild SPOILERS] Nice to see Arya Stark FINALLY get involved in the war...

She really jumped into the Frey.

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