To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it's heart.

Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What does a French dominatrix say as she whacks you with a baguette?

Welcome.. to the world of le pain!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alterom
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French zombies are impervious to wooden stakes. You have to stab them with baguettes...

... which is a pain staking process.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cananbaum
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I was thinking about opening up a French baguette style fast food shop.

I think I’ll call it Pain D’Express.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dipodomys_man
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Get it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiguelBantu
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A baker in my town accidentally fell inside a truck full of French bread.

He is in a lot of pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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You need to know a little french for this...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/juzkuz1
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Breadache.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randyotter
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Did you hear about the guy who had a confrontation with the Vietnamese sandwich shop owner?

He kept telling him β€œgo ahead, I don’t care, ban me!”

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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The only way to kill a French vampire is to slowly drive a baguette through its heart.

The process is a little painstaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Only way to kill a French vampire is to stab it in its heart with a baguette.

But the whole damn process is painstaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fyrebrand18
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart

Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.

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