To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it's heart.
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .
What does a French dominatrix say as she whacks you with a baguette?
Welcome.. to the world of le pain!
French zombies are impervious to wooden stakes. You have to stab them with baguettes...
... which is a pain staking process.
I was thinking about opening up a French baguette style fast food shop.
I think Iβll call it Pain DβExpress.
A baker in my town accidentally fell inside a truck full of French bread.
He is in a lot of pain.
You need to know a little french for this...
Did you hear about the guy who had a confrontation with the Vietnamese sandwich shop owner?
He kept telling him βgo ahead, I donβt care, ban me!β
The only way to kill a French vampire is to slowly drive a baguette through its heart.
The process is a little painstaking.
Only way to kill a French vampire is to stab it in its heart with a baguette.
But the whole damn process is painstaking.
