Free Variation Puns

So I’ve been writing a paper about how Seaworld should not be keeping their orcas in captivity. Should the title be:

“Seaworld’s Porpoise; Where Happiness Tanks” or “Thanks, but No Tanks”

Feel free to help me come up with some variation if you don’t like either. (:

I was out shopping with my son to get him some new pants. We were browsing around to find his size, when one of the clerks comes over and asks, "How are you guys making out?"

To which I replied, "We're not making out. We're just shopping for pants."

This line or variations thereof always gives me a chuckle. Feel free to use it for yourself.