Join my pun commune and share in the free pun love movement, children.
In this space, this pun doesn't belong to him, brother.
In this time, that goddess doesn't own this pun.
You see child, in this existence, they are all:
r/puns.✌️
A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.
They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. >
The boomer waves this off and says the kids these days are just too sensitive, and that he fought for civil rights in the sixties and did his part.
They go back and forth on this for a while, and finally the Gen Z kid says, "we're just not gonna settle this. We don't see eye to eye. You're too old and out of touch and I'm too young and inexperienced. What we need to do is ask a Millennial with a PhD in sociology for their opinion."
The boomer says, "that's a great idea!" And yells, "HEY BARTENDER, C'MERE!"
Do you remember when air for your tires was free at gas stations and now it's a $1. Do you know why?
Store was giving out free Turkeys.
Just had to outrun security.
We sat down to watch The Voice. Apparently, John Legend is launching his own brand of lactose free milk.
It’s going to be Legend Dairy
I sent off for a free hearing aid about a month ago.
I haven't heard anything since!
Wigs aren't free...
You have toupee for them.
What kind of bird works for free?
How does BTS spend their free time ?
They usually just chilling in the soup.
Oops. Ty-pho detected
Every year, Wrigley shareholders get free packs of gum each year around the holidays...
Now that's what I call passive ingum.
Why is Tom Petty free fallin'?
Because he wouldn't back down.
Why does it cost money to fill your tires when it used to be free?
I got a voucher for a free eye test...
... they tested the other one for free too.
Did you know there's a spell to get free Coffee when you need it?
Just wave your wand and say "Espresso Patronum!"
What’s up people eating gluten-free pizza?
Don’t they know there’s cauli-flour in it?
When you get a wig, do you usually get it for free?
Why did the beer brewer give free beers for life to the man who saved his life?
It was the yeast he could do.
Why did the teddy bear turn down the free meal?
Cause he was already stuffed!
Did you hear about the restaurant that Yoda opened? He sells only cookie dough and doughnuts, and offers no free samples of anything...
The restaurant name is "Dough or Doughnut, There is No Try"
When asked if we were interested in free Covid tests
I went to the mechanic today for an oil change and they offered a free tire rotation with it…
I declined it saying they already do that when I drive.
My doctor says to go on a meat-free diet.
I want a chickened opinion.
My friend just asked me if I had a free outlet for their phone
Unfortunately, I didn't. They all charge.
It’s a few bucks now but when I was a kid, air was free at the gas station…..
I guess that’s due to inflation!
The joke with the air at gas station not being free used to be funny
Used guitar, absolutely free.
I have a big free of speed bumps
I’m slowly getting over it
Well they are free (found on reddit r/technicallythetruth )
What do you call a gluten-free noodle?
When my doctor told me my plastic surgery was free of charge
The look on my face was priceless
The so-called "free range" movement has crossed over into baked goods as well.
After several failed attempts with baguettes, however, bakers have decided that it should remain bread in captivity.
My friend tried to steal a copy of "Free Fallin'" from a music store...
He was arrested for Petty theft.
What do you call gluten free Mexican cheese?
Air at the gas station used to be free. Now it's $1.50. Do you know why?
Air at the gas station used to be free. Why is it $1.50 now?
Do you know why air was free at the gas station and now it's $1.50?
Air at the gas station used to be free, now it costs $1.50. Know why?
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
Remember when air was free at a gas station and now it’s $1? Do you know why?
When I was a kid it was free to use the air hose at the gas station. Now it’s $1
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