So my son had to list four different paths for his homework assignment.

He found, bike path, walking path, career path.

He really struggled for a fourth path, so when I entered the room he tripped me up and held my head onto the floor while threatening me to tell him what another path is.

I screamed "Sociopath!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ryan_trucker
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A guy goes to his school dance...

...He could hear from the music and the roar of all the people, it sounded like it was going to be a lot of fun so he got in line to buy a ticket. Once inside he ran into Sally, whom he'd had a massive crush on since grade 3, seven long years ago. They danced up a storm all night, and he felt like tonight was going to "end well". 10 or 15 songs later they had worked up quite a thirst. They meandered over to the drink table and asked the guy in front of them if this was the line to get a drink, and he replied "That's right, this is the punchline".

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CanadianGuy116
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