Student asked me where the 4th floor of a building on campus was

Told him right above the third.

He was not impressed.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Money_Box
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Force to be reckoned with.

Yesterday my girlfriend managed to break 4 eggs in a matter of minutes, and when the 4th one's innards were all over the kitchen floor, I said:

"You know normally you are a force to be reckoned with in the kitchen, but right now you're just a force that's wreckin' the kitchen."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Radiomuted
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 09 2014
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