A pediatric surgeon sewed his kids together as a new form of punishment.
If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
What's the most common form of Owl on Owl attack?
The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...
Imagine a form of public transportation where there is no monetary fee but you relive past mistakes for as long as you are a passenger
Why are trains the best form of transportation?
Because they have a proven track record
This is a series of dad jokes that all relate to each other and form a dad joke story so bear with me.
How do you kill a blue elephant?
(How?)
With a blue elephant gun.
How you you kill a pink elephant?
(With a pink elephant gun?)
No, you hold its trunk til it turns blue then shoot it with the blue elephant gun
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
(No clue...?)
So they can hide in cherry trees
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
(Of course not)
Then clearly it works
What's a peasant's favorite form of entertainment?
Two inventors died and ascended to heaven. There, they met each other and with their brilliant minds created a brand new form of fire making utensil.
It was a match made in heaven.
TIL Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
What kind of a government would Authors form if given a chance?
An authoritative write winged government.
We accept an argument as a form of payment, here....
Guys, I had a really exhausting day yesterday, filling in forms and calculating the surplus of money I had to pay to the country.
What's the name of the largest cell service provider for alien life forms?
For my English final, I had to compose a lyric poem marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms.
I believe that venison made from female deer should be classed as a form of bread.
After all, it's cooked doe.
Among the different forms of milk, my favourite is when it is churned.
My friend told me to get 100 copies of a form
What's a Panda's Favorite Form of Literature?
A large gathering of priests and nuns arranged themselves to form an image of Christ visible from space...
But it wasn't for altruism of course, they all stood to make an enormous prophet.
I bet my wife I could form a full sentence out of the noodles in my alphabet soup
A group of owls decided to form a rock band...
I like jokes that make fun of accents. You like jokes that don't work in text form.
What’s the most metallic form of humor?
None, humor can’t be metallic. What, were you expecting ‘irony’?
An advanced form of Nanatechnology
A group of fishermen were trying to form a band
UnforTUNAtely they didn't find a BASSist
When someone asks you what the short form of "What the fuck" is
What is the full form of NAP?
What is Tony Stark's favorite form of humor?
I’m very opposed to using old forms of communication,
You can call me an anti-faxer.
Plateaus, the highest form of flattery.
All forms of smoking suck and drinking leads to pour health.
Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.
Did you know that NASA found bones of an unidentified life form on the moon?
Update: bones have been identified, turns out the cow didn't make it all the way!
Can you believe Trump wants to ban shakers of parmesan from supermarket shelves, only allowing it to be sold in wedge form?
He says he wants to make America grate again.
If an ocean forms a channel through a body of land, and no one's around to hear it...
This issue of Time has four adverts form pharma companies.
There are so many forms of martial arts, it’s kind of.. Kung-Fusing
What's a pirates favorite form of entertainment?
My wife insists that yoga is the best form of exercise.
But I think it’s kind of a stretch.
Sit-ups and crunches are classic forms of abuse
I'm starting a cute little shop that sells doors... but the the only form of currency we take is marijuana
I mistakenly thought that the comparative form of 'good' was 'gooder'.
I should have known better.
I believe that venison made from female deer should be classed as a form of bread.
After all, it's cooked doe.
A plateau is the highest form of flattery
What's a pirates favorite form of treasure?
Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
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