A pediatric surgeon sewed his kids together as a new form of punishment.
If you canβt beat βem, join βem.
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What's the most common form of Owl on Owl attack?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Imagine a form of public transportation where there is no monetary fee but you relive past mistakes for as long as you are a passenger
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Why are trains the best form of transportation?
Because they have a proven track record
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︎ Dec 14 2020
This is a series of dad jokes that all relate to each other and form a dad joke story so bear with me.
How do you kill a blue elephant?
(How?)
With a blue elephant gun.
How you you kill a pink elephant?
(With a pink elephant gun?)
No, you hold its trunk til it turns blue then shoot it with the blue elephant gun
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
(No clue...?)
So they can hide in cherry trees
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
(Of course not)
Then clearly it works
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What's a peasant's favorite form of entertainment?
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Two inventors died and ascended to heaven. There, they met each other and with their brilliant minds created a brand new form of fire making utensil.
It was a match made in heaven.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
TIL Older forms of English kept Latinβs gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
What kind of a government would Authors form if given a chance?
An authoritative write winged government.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
We accept an argument as a form of payment, here....
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Guys, I had a really exhausting day yesterday, filling in forms and calculating the surplus of money I had to pay to the country.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
What's the name of the largest cell service provider for alien life forms?
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︎ Apr 02 2020
For my English final, I had to compose a lyric poem marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms.
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︎ May 25 2020
The best form of comedy
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︎ Oct 18 2019
I believe that venison made from female deer should be classed as a form of bread.
After all, it's cooked doe.
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︎ Mar 26 2020
Among the different forms of milk, my favourite is when it is churned.
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︎ Apr 17 2020
My friend told me to get 100 copies of a form
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︎ Feb 23 2020
What's a Panda's Favorite Form of Literature?
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︎ Feb 12 2020
A large gathering of priests and nuns arranged themselves to form an image of Christ visible from space...
But it wasn't for altruism of course, they all stood to make an enormous prophet.
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︎ Mar 23 2020
I bet my wife I could form a full sentence out of the noodles in my alphabet soup
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︎ Apr 03 2020
A group of owls decided to form a rock band...
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︎ Apr 01 2020
I like jokes that make fun of accents. You like jokes that don't work in text form.
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︎ Feb 14 2020
Whatβs the most metallic form of humor?
None, humor canβt be metallic. What, were you expecting βironyβ?
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︎ Feb 24 2020
An advanced form of Nanatechnology
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︎ Sep 29 2019
A group of fishermen were trying to form a band
UnforTUNAtely they didn't find a BASSist
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︎ Jan 08 2020
When someone asks you what the short form of "What the fuck" is
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︎ Aug 14 2019
What is the full form of NAP?
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︎ Dec 25 2019
What is Tony Stark's favorite form of humor?
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︎ Jul 06 2019
Iβm very opposed to using old forms of communication,
You can call me an anti-faxer.
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︎ Apr 29 2019
Plateaus, the highest form of flattery.
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︎ May 25 2019
All forms of smoking suck and drinking leads to pour health.
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︎ Feb 14 2019
Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.
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︎ Sep 16 2019
Did you know that NASA found bones of an unidentified life form on the moon?
Update: bones have been identified, turns out the cow didn't make it all the way!
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Can you believe Trump wants to ban shakers of parmesan from supermarket shelves, only allowing it to be sold in wedge form?
He says he wants to make America grate again.
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︎ Jun 05 2016
If an ocean forms a channel through a body of land, and no one's around to hear it...
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︎ Apr 20 2018
This issue of Time has four adverts form pharma companies.
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︎ May 27 2019
There are so many forms of martial arts, itβs kind of.. Kung-Fusing
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︎ May 30 2019
What's a pirates favorite form of entertainment?
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︎ May 30 2019
My wife insists that yoga is the best form of exercise.
But I think itβs kind of a stretch.
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︎ Feb 06 2019
Sit-ups and crunches are classic forms of abuse
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︎ Oct 28 2016
I'm starting a cute little shop that sells doors... but the the only form of currency we take is marijuana
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︎ Jan 28 2019
I mistakenly thought that the comparative form of 'good' was 'gooder'.
I should have known better.
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︎ Dec 01 2018
I believe that venison made from female deer should be classed as a form of bread.
After all, it's cooked doe.
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︎ Mar 27 2019
A plateau is the highest form of flattery
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︎ Jun 19 2019
What's a pirates favorite form of treasure?
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︎ Jun 01 2019
Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
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︎ Jul 27 2018
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