My love for my wife is like the national debt.
It's enormous. It seems likes it's been around forever. It is growing every day. It's something that will be passed onto our children and grandchildren.
The longest I've ever made love for is 1 hour, 2 minutes and 32 seconds...
... I love it when the clocks go forward!
Everyone loves pie. But when's the best time for pie?
3:14
A queen went travelling to a foreign land. She asked her two ladies in waiting to clean for each other while she was gone, so they wouldn't be out of practice when she got back. When she returned, the two had fallen in love and gotten married.
They were maid for each other.
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
A friend of mine asserts that she loves all animals. However, I did point out to her the distain she holds for large African water-dwelling mammals.
I just think she’s being a bit hippo critical.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. That is true love. The heart wants what the heart wants. ❤️
There’s no time like today to do the things you love. For me, that thing is fishing.
Carp diem!
My wife is always complaining she has been waiting for the day that i will love her 24/7
I just told her that day has finally come.
At the pre-screen for Solo, a Star Wars Story. They gave us these in our cup holders. I love nerds. I love puns.
I went camping for the first time last night, and finally understand why people love it so much...
It's in tents!
There's a march for people that love the third month of the year.
I always love visiting my parents for Thanksgiving. My Mom makes the best sauce for our Eggs Benedict. I guess it’s true...
...there’s no place like home for the hollandaise.
I love ruining the plot of Dorian Gray for people
Never gets old.
