A dad joke from my four year old this morning as her mom and I realized out loud it is our football day β€œDaddy is it warm outside now?”

Cause it’s Sunday…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dangersdad08
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2021
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What do you call a group of Mexicans napping outside a football stadium?

The Siesta Bowl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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My dad was playing football with us outside, then...

"I have to go inside and load the dishwasher. And I don't mean get your mom drunk!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ace_McFly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2013
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My Dad ladies and gentlemen

So, we're going to a Fulham football match, my Dad is meeting me outside the ground but he's running late. I spoke to my Mum asking where he is and she says he's not far away but in a bad mood because he's got a cold, he left later than intended and the traffic was awful!

He arrives and we walk in about 10 mins late and as we walk through the turnstiles, Fulham score and we hear a massive cheer from the stands, we're below the stands at this moment and can't see.

We take our seats and a couple of minutes later I look over at my Dad's phone. My Mum has texted my Dad asking if he's arrived at the ground ok and his text that he'd written out was "Yes, everyone cheered when we walked in!".

Bloody love that man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NakedNun0
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2021
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