A list of puns related to "Fool For The City"
If you're not aware, r/Games has decided that today, they'll be closing the sub for April Fool's day because of a growing trend of every phobia under the sun in the gaming community, and they want to show that's not how loyal consumers gamers should be.
Are you serious? How do you turn a day of the year about messing around with your friends into your own virtue signalling circle jerk about how "woke" you are? While the rest of the site is doing funny stuff that makes it worth looking if something has changed on a sub you're active on for the day, these people have found a way to not only not do that, but to do something that's somehow even dumber.
Donnor Stark led a mostly quiet life, tending plants and fiddling with whatever various scraps he could wheedle out of the smithy, or find by the roadside. His room was a veritable maze of such projects, mostly half finished, some entirely abandoned. Deep in this nest, there was a small bed that seemed at odds with the decided nature of the rest of the small apartment.
He could often be found wandering markets with whatever small amounts of coin he could scrounge together from repairing equipment, but today he was delivering a poultice that was made of ginseng and mint to sooth some ailing aristocrat's throat. It was not exactly the most noble of pursuits, and some time was duly spent in the training yard exacting splintering justice against practice dummys. Perhaps one would find him there, sweating as the southern sun beat down on pale skin.
The only other place he frequented was the Red Keep's library, cycling through books and pestering whatever maester was unfortunate enough to cross his path.
I found the weird little servant guy, and i didn't kill him. I just thought "oh that's weird, he has a little solar system thing." After killing Fool's Idol twice, i thought about the messages, then i thought over the geography, and had the realization of who that voice belonged to. I actually said "holy shit" out loud.
You win this one, Demon's Souls.
Unless that's too cruel...
Like actual lightning rates 4head
I know many people who "can't function without weed" and that's literally the same criteria for other drug and substance addictions. They go about their day in a stoned haze, exactly the same way an alcoholic would do. But because most stoners just fly under the radar we give them a pass. But weed is still addictive, expensive, takes away from being present with loved ones, damaging to your bodies, etc.
I mean, sure, legalize it, but let's not pretend that it's not a drug.
So I just got a new job and was trying to find accommodation near my workplace. It was already a harrowing experience talking and negotiating with tens of new people. I was walking on a street normally, until my brain thought that people were staring at me. Anxiety kicked in, my brain overloaded with thoughts about each and every movement of all the muscles and I guess I didn't see where I was going. As you can probably guess, I slipped and fell. My day got worse as I got up to see that my trouser was torn near the shin area. Now people were really staring at me. Two or three helpful people came to help. Now, that did not help at all. I dashed out of that place so quick, I still cringe at my reaction. Had to go to the nearest clothes place to get new trousers because my hotel is far away and I can't wear the torn trousers all the way back. So that was my day. I don't think I'll be able to go out for a week now.
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