Frank Lampard on if this Chelsea team can challenge for the Premier League title: "I don't want to jump the gun because what Liverpool and Manchester City have done in the last 2-3 seasons have been very clear. I would be a fool to claim that we could bridge that gap very quickly." twitter.com/SkySportsNews…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotClayMerritt
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Foghat - Fool for the City youtu.be/n9VFTxPgtq0
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Foghat - Fool for the City (1975) youtube.com/watch?v=bD_fm…
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TIL as part of an April Fool's Day prank in 1989, a TV news station in Seattle reported that the city's iconic Space Needle had collapsed. So many people called 911 that the lines went down, and medical professionals left from hours away to volunteer in the 'recovery' efforts. historylink.org/File/2044…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Consirius
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Knocked on the door and got treated like this. Threatened my life even past this screenshot. Thankfully he showed his true colors before I was alone with him. πŸ˜³πŸ˜…πŸ˜¬πŸ˜• If you are in the Kansas city MO/KS area beware of this fool.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravynobeys
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Paul Kamen Berkeleyside's 2017 April Fools article: T1 Bond funding for Lower University Ave. blocked by landmark designation. "The next public workshop will be held for the purpose of providing input to the city and commissions regarding who the Bumpiest Street in the World should be named after." berkeleyside.com/2017/04/…
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TIL that Gotham City derives it's name from the village Gotham in Nottinghamshire, England, which according to local folklore is inhabited by fools. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Got…
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β€œThe Fool” (artwork by Micah Ulrich), tattooed by Anne Marsh @ Iowa City Tattoo, IA.
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The Grateful Dead just posted Heaven Help The Fool from New York, NY (10/30/80 Radio City Music Hall) as part of All The Years Live youtu.be/9Rp-huegwHs
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"Fool Of The Week" City Collector Who Defended Lien For One Cent Bill foolocracy.com/2008/11/fo…
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Sages of Chelm and the Moon - An adorable picture book about the city of wise fools celebrated in Jewish folklore amazon.com/Sages-Chelm-Mo…
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On April Fool's day, we go to a major city reservoir, and fill it with millions of teabags. The teabag flavor is decided by a "which is the most disgusting flavor of tea" poll given to the city residents.
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r/Games shutting down the sub for April Fool's day in the name of social justice is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen a sub do on this site.

If you're not aware, r/Games has decided that today, they'll be closing the sub for April Fool's day because of a growing trend of every phobia under the sun in the gaming community, and they want to show that's not how loyal consumers gamers should be.

Are you serious? How do you turn a day of the year about messing around with your friends into your own virtue signalling circle jerk about how "woke" you are? While the rest of the site is doing funny stuff that makes it worth looking if something has changed on a sub you're active on for the day, these people have found a way to not only not do that, but to do something that's somehow even dumber.

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Apparently our ingame docking song (The Blue Danube by Strauss) fits pretty well to my planetary city fooling around from last night. Anyone else buildering planetary cities while unable to wait for space legs to be added? youtu.be/zv41j4RhYRk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TritusSpace
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Just like a deaf man dancing, like a blind man shooting pool, Heaven Help the Fool - Radio City Music Hall, 10-30-1980 youtu.be/ciNLvf2JcmI
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New Jersey only exists to fool you in to believing you're not being sent to New York City.
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Don't let the polls fool you: Trump's bizarre coronavirus show isn't working | Yes, his numbers have ticked upward for now. But compared to every other major world leader, he's still a clown salon.com/2020/03/30/dont…
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Trump's impeachment defense is out. Bannon is reportedly encouraging him to go to the Senate himself. β€” β€œHe who represents himself has a fool for a client” -A. Lincoln theweek.com/speedreads/96…
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Trump's impeachment defense is out. Bannon is reportedly encouraging him to go to the Senate himself. β€” β€œHe who represents himself has a fool for a client” -A. Lincoln theweek.com/speedreads/96…
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Chelm, the City of Fools moltensulfur.com/single-p…
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Imagine if for April Fools Rpic un vaulted every item and gun and vehicle in the game. It would be CHAOS.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayWalker-Studioz
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Event | (Open RP) In a City of Fools, I was Careful and Cool

Donnor Stark led a mostly quiet life, tending plants and fiddling with whatever various scraps he could wheedle out of the smithy, or find by the roadside. His room was a veritable maze of such projects, mostly half finished, some entirely abandoned. Deep in this nest, there was a small bed that seemed at odds with the decided nature of the rest of the small apartment.

He could often be found wandering markets with whatever small amounts of coin he could scrounge together from repairing equipment, but today he was delivering a poultice that was made of ginseng and mint to sooth some ailing aristocrat's throat. It was not exactly the most noble of pursuits, and some time was duly spent in the training yard exacting splintering justice against practice dummys. Perhaps one would find him there, sweating as the southern sun beat down on pale skin.

The only other place he frequented was the Red Keep's library, cycling through books and pestering whatever maester was unfortunate enough to cross his path.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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April Fools Day is proof the Purge wouldn’t work. Despite having a whole day for shitposting, there is still shitposting the rest of the year.
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Majority Rule in the Quad Cities. Sunday April 1st (April Fools Day & Easter Sunday) at Rozz-Tox in Rock Island, IL w/ LIFES, Closet Witch & Artorias. https://www.facebook.com/events/365254317275377/?ti=icl
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Meltzer - "Only fools believe I'm anti-WWE. Especially when NXT for the past two years dominated in our polls, ratings and everything. I mean, you have to turn your brain totally off, not read, or have no comprehension when you do read." twitter.com/davemeltzerWO…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/2TimmyTwoToes2
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The British National Party. Against non-white immigration and keeping Britain for white British only, like this fool..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lady-bones
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This is Arnold. He just turned 82 years old so we celebrated. He still works five days a week, much like he has for the past 57 years with our company. Don’t let his expression fool you. He is the most cheerful and charming man.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/comebraidmyhair
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Goodbye Jamflex. I stuck by you for 17 years. I was there with Arc Druid when vampire slayer was created, I met andrew gower showing off DBAxe in lumby and I was here for 2019 when you took the most special gem in online gaming and you completely destroyed it. You fools.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/farewellambo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Finally found something productive to do during lockdown, currently learnt 2% of Battery. Like a fool I'm trying to play in time with them after owning a guitar for only 2 weeks, Hetfield must have the wrist of a 13 year old lad whos just seen his first pair of tits.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GandhisBathwater
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I just fell for the Fool's Idol boss...to a tee!

I found the weird little servant guy, and i didn't kill him. I just thought "oh that's weird, he has a little solar system thing." After killing Fool's Idol twice, i thought about the messages, then i thought over the geography, and had the realization of who that voice belonged to. I actually said "holy shit" out loud.

You win this one, Demon's Souls.

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Tomorrow is April fools, but no one on the planet is in the mood for jokes.
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FOOL! All these cities existed LONG BEFORE a single rat eating Mughal invader set his foot in India. Ahmedabad's real name is KarαΉ‡avati. Agra's real name is AgrevaαΉ‡a. Delhi's real name is Dhillika. Invaders only destroyed original settlements and built theirs on its ruins! https://t.co/Ad twitter.com/TIinExile/sta…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrueIndologyBot
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I'm sure most of you Breaditors know how to keep busy during this quarantine... This is how I'm biding my time. Cute mini breads! Whole wheat sourdough. And don't worry I bought this flour BEFORE stockpiling fools depleted my cities whole supply.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beds-
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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I know they’re flooding your feed right now, but here is my April Fools day concept! (Sorry for any rough edits on the image)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chumplazma
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C2U missed the opportunity to give all MS summons a lightning animation regardless of mon for April Fools Day

Unless that's too cruel...

Like actual lightning rates 4head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorTwitchy
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Weed can be just as addictive and emotionally damaging as alcohol and other drugs, but we let stoners off the hook because it's not as physically destructive (for example: beating spouses in a drunken stupor, causing deadly drunk driving collisions, or stumbling around like drunk fools).

I know many people who "can't function without weed" and that's literally the same criteria for other drug and substance addictions. They go about their day in a stoned haze, exactly the same way an alcoholic would do. But because most stoners just fly under the radar we give them a pass. But weed is still addictive, expensive, takes away from being present with loved ones, damaging to your bodies, etc.

I mean, sure, legalize it, but let's not pretend that it's not a drug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esolisjr15
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Today I made a total fool out of myself in a new city. Thanks anxiety!

So I just got a new job and was trying to find accommodation near my workplace. It was already a harrowing experience talking and negotiating with tens of new people. I was walking on a street normally, until my brain thought that people were staring at me. Anxiety kicked in, my brain overloaded with thoughts about each and every movement of all the muscles and I guess I didn't see where I was going. As you can probably guess, I slipped and fell. My day got worse as I got up to see that my trouser was torn near the shin area. Now people were really staring at me. Two or three helpful people came to help. Now, that did not help at all. I dashed out of that place so quick, I still cringe at my reaction. Had to go to the nearest clothes place to get new trousers because my hotel is far away and I can't wear the torn trousers all the way back. So that was my day. I don't think I'll be able to go out for a week now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NaufragousKronos
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[WP] The date is April 1st 2020. Your town is deftly quiet for a Wednesday, but that’s because this time last year there came an April Fools prank that got so far out of hand that the town had to outlaw April Fools Day. That prank was yours and this is your confession.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Send_Poems
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The DuckTales Quackshot April Fools' Day joke shots were actually created as a pitch to Disney, but unfortunately things didn't go FDG's way. So they used the materials for the joke: "Maybe someday Disney will reconsider?" twitter.com/gematsucom/st…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frocharocha
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That would mean 14 sets of PMQs between now and then for Corbyn to take, with the final one of his time as Labour leader taking place on April Fool's Day twitter.com/Alain_Tolhurs…
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