Found my old memes folder.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphainfinitus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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All my porn is in a compressed folder

Sigh unzips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ldb477
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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I tried to open a folder on my computer

I couldn't find any papers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhichDesigner
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Check your spam folder
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justlooking250
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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What’s the difference between an artist’s folder and a castle of antivaxxers?

One is a portfolio and the other is Fort Polio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soosoos19926
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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What do you call a contortionist from the Philippines?

A Manilla folder!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TremblinBlender
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What do you call a Philippine contortionist?

A Manila folder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jalfredproofrock
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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This year’s World Origami Championship was won by a masked man from the Philippines.

He was known only as the Manila Folder!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rgapinski
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Despite the fact that Johnny Depp really disappears into his characters, I never seem to have any trouble recognizing him in a movie.

I guess I just have good Depp perception.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adambrantbelcher
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πŸ‘€︎ u/heyaliheyali
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2013
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The Pressure of Hurricane Michael at its peak was 1004MB.

Why didn't we just zip it in a folder to make it smaller?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tm23246
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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How do you keep a paper from folding?

You keep it in a folder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarbonatedGames
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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How would you like to make my dad’s day, r/dadjokes?

So my dad’s recently been diagnosed with cancer and is now beginning chemo. As a result, he’s gonna have a lot of downtime on his hands. So to cheer him up we’ve (my brother-in-law and I) bought 2 folder-style disc cases that can hold up to 10 movies. We want to fill them with the most dad-joke filled, so bad they’re good, absolute cheesy movies out there. This is where r/dadjokes comes in. The two best lists of 10 movies will be chosen to put in the two cases. Help us r/dadjokes. You’re our only hope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Periwinklerene
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2018
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Does this subreddit get alot of reposts?

So I am a major fan of puns and play on words and I pretty much have an entire folder on my computer dedicated to awesome puns I have found over time from the internet. I don't want people to get pissed for reposts. Post anyways or check every pun posted in the past month to make sure?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hsmm877
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2018
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My dad always has these...

...."insanely witty/hilarious" puns (if you can call them that, I'm not an expert) that he uses when referring to things, here's a few:

  • QuikSilver => SlowGold
  • Vin Diesel => Lose Petrol
  • Backup folder => Frontdown folder

I'll try and think of a few more but you get the point.

Anyways he thinks he's a comedic genius that dude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/todayIwillHam
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2013
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My music teacher is obviously a dad.

I was in music class today and my teacher picked up a folder a pupil in the previous class had left behind. The folder was labelled 'French' and on top of it there was a book that said 'Speaking Book' (obviously referring to French Speaking practice).

My music teacher then opened the book and put it to his ear. With a confused look on his face he exclaimed: 'Well I can't hear anything!' Groaning from all the class then ensued.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ollismith
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2014
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Complete blindside by the mom...

I was sitting next to my mother on Saturday and we were discussing our schedule for the event we were attending. Since neither of us could remember what we had signed up for, I decided to check the sent mail folder on my phone. As it turns out, I hadn't checked that folder since September of last year. My mother, who is a tad OCD about things being up to date, looked at me completely appalled:

Mom: You haven't checked your smell since September? Me: Wait, what? Mom: You know, your sent?

Needless to say, I was very proud once I got over the shock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chipmm13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2014
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What do you call a Filipino contortionist?

A Manila folder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thabigcountry
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What do you call a Filipino contortionist?

A Manila Folder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mdillon1313
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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