Whoops, a daisy
He didn't have the seed money
Of course, I said βSorry, mister.β
I turned to my wife and said "It's self-rising isn't it?"
The Day-zee
I said βitβs begonia.β
Two lips
Mick turned to his wife and whispered: "It's self raising, isn't it?
Fully grown orchid
The letter A because it always has a B after it.
It was a dis-aster.
Hey there bud!
At least he put the laughter back into manslaughter.
A petal peddler.
What if he sold steel flowers? A metal petal peddler.
What if he got a bicycle? A pedaling metal petal peddler.
What if he won a race? A medaling pedaling metal petal peddler.
What if he won by tricking others? A medaling meddling pedaling metal petal peddler.
What if he didnβt win by enough? A petty medaling meddling pedaling metal petal peddler.
What if he stood up to calls to disqualify him? A petty medaling meddling pedaling metal petal peddler with mettle.
What if this whole situation just made him sad and withdrawn, with no one to support him? A pitiful petty medaling meddling pedaling metal petal peddler with mettle.
Don't forget the pot it was in ofc
A Cali-flower
What? Thistle thing?
Cauliflower!
(told by my nephew, so so proud of him!)
Sorry, It's just bee's knees.
I don't know, but it rose from the dead.
Three friars were banished from their monastery for various rule violations, so they decided to start a business together. They traveled around until they found a town that they liked, and opened up a plant shop. Their floral business was soon thriving.
One day, a woman was shopping at the friarβs store, and while she was strolling down an aisle with her toddler, a large plant reached out, grabbed the child, and ate it. Needless to say, the women was quite upset at the loss of her child. However, the friars refused to believe that one of their plants could have done such a thing.
The woman told all of her friends about the incident, and soon everyone in the town was in an uproar. They decided to kick the friars out of town. Every person in the town, except for a man named Hugh, gathered outside of the friars shop, shouting, waving sticks, and demanding that they leave. But the friars said βNo. Weβre not leaving.β So the townspeople gave up and went home.
Well, a couple weeks later, another woman was walking through the friarβs shop, looking at plants with her baby, when a plant grabbed her child and ate it. She ran through the streets screaming that a plant had swallowed her baby. The townspeople were outraged, and again gathered outside the floral shop (except for Hugh), waving torches, and demanding that the friars leave town at once.
But the friars said, βNo way.β and all the people gave up and went home.
A few days later, yet another woman dared to take her child into the floral shop. She held her infant tightly in her arms, but it was no use. A large ficus wrestled the child from her arms, and ate it.
When the townspeople heard of this, they were extremely upset. They again gathered outside the friarβs store (except for Hugh), yelling and threatening bodily harm to the friars if they didnβt leave town. But the friars said, βWeβre stayingβ. So, the citizens gave up and began to go home. Just then, Hugh showed up. He walked up to the friars, and said, βGet out of town, now!β The friars immediately packed up all their belongings and fled that very day, never to be heard from again.
The moral of this story is: Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smokey_Bear
A BOOOOoooOoooo-uquet
His bark was worse than her blight.
It was a daffy dill.
It was a dandy-lion.
Most people would think a transplant but it really doesnβt know itβs roots.
A day-zzz!
Source: the popsicle I just ate (and my four year old also couldn't stop laughing).
A transplant
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NAg_c1iaSrz4ss76W1qGS6DEDa6yh1Ifdx2s6nMT-DI/edit?usp=drivesdk
Orchid.
A Morose
I said, "Self-rising."
Only ewes can prevent florist friars.
Tulips
Eyyyyyydelweiss.
A Transplant.
All I see is two lips.
Because the B is after it.
Because a βbβ comes after it!
A tulip.
It pedalled
It pedaled
