Flow Map Puns

A list of puns related to "Flow Map"

As a traffic planner I was asked how and where I intended to improve flow through intersections. I pointed on the map and said,

"Roundabout here."

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👤︎ u/Onegodoneloveoneway
📅︎ Apr 30 2017
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I got some devastating news from the hospital today. My dad was pronounced dead.

I can’t believe I’ve been pronouncing it wrong all this time.

Edit: this joke was straight up stolen from professional comedian Nick Nemeroff. I heard it on the radio so I didn’t have his name handy and thought it was awesome for this sub and had to post it before I forgot it. Thanks to Nick for commenting here below so that I could give him credit.

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👤︎ u/VeryLastBison
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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