Flash Mri Puns

A scan of yourself.

How do we go about ordering more flash drives?

The first 30 mins were normal. Came out and got the contrast injected. Went back in and in about a minute when my eyes were closed I saw a bright white flash mostly in my left eye kind of like someone took my picture. Opened my eyes and realized nothing in there could do that. The tech didn’t have an answer for me.

Anyone else experience this?

My (24F) nephew (5M) has always been claustrophobic. Even as a baby he hated being swaddled or cuddled too long. He’d get fussy and cry until he was put down and able to move freely.

My sister thinks he’s just being dramatic and tells him he needs to overcome this “phase” even though it’s a true issue.

Recently he’s taken a neurological test because he wasn’t developing at the right speed I guess? I’m not entire sure. Anyway the test determined something wrong and they took some X-ray or something and saw a mass in his brain. He needs an MRI.

Flash forward to two days ago. My sister (34F) asks me to go with them for support. Obviously I’m all for it. We drive over an hour to this place, my nephew is miserable in his car seat but dealing quietly by playing on his iPad.

I ask my sister if she explained to him what’s happening (mentally prepare him to be in an enclosed machine for 45 minutes). She said no and he’ll be fine. I warn her this will not end well if he’s not prepared properly. She shrugged it off and says they’ll “knock his ass out if he moves too much” I tell her that won’t happen because they need to test him for anesthesia allergies, etc.

It’s a quiet drive and when we arrive, as predicted, my nephew has a mental breakdown when they try to put him in the MRI machine. He’s sobbing, shaking, sweating and trying to hide behind the trash can. He got so terrified that he wet himself. It honestly broke my heart.

My sister was incredibly mean to him about this. She didn’t reassure him or comfort him. She grabbed him and tried to force him onto the bed which just made him scream “please God, protect me” as he cried.

At the end of it, the doctors said they could not proceed with the MRI because he would not settle down. We left

In the car, my sister RIPPED him into. “Why are you so stupid” “you wasted my time for nothing” “are you happy now” “you can say goodbye to all your things”

He cried himself to exhaustion and I silently fumed until he was fully asleep. Then I ripped into her that this whole this was her fault for not talking to him about the process knowing he’s claustrophobic and even if he wasn’t an MRI is scary to children and even adults. I told her she was mean and acting cruel to her son.

She bursted into tears saying she was so stressed about this and she couldn’t help it. I said it’s her job as the parent to keep it together for her son, not take her frustrations out on him when he’s also scared (he’s asked me if he was goi

I’ve had visual disturbances for many years, including flashes of light, or pinpricks of light. Only a few times I have had a full-blown visual migraine which was triggered by new stronger contact lenses. I rarely have pain in my head. Sometimes I have brief spells of dizziness and nausea for a few weeks and then it subsides. I also have periods of brain fog and forgetting.

My doctors have ruled out everything that has to do with my eyes.

They are trying to tell me that it’s a rare presentation related to migraine.

But I thought migraines come and go as there are electrical disturbances and blood flow is restricted by spasms, not constant. If my brain is having minor disturbances throughout the entire day, that seems like a bad thing!

I’m scared and thinking of insisting on an MRI, or talking to a cardiologist about blood flow in my brain. I have 120/80 blood pressure and a lower than normal heart rate (55) as well as some mild carotid narrowing (signs of early onset atherosclerosis). But my cardiologist is very casual about it and says I’m relatively healthy. I don’t smoke, I’m mildly overweight and have good cholesterol.

Has any migraine sufferers here experienced this constant state of mini-migraine? Is this a real thing?

I have insurance through my job that I pay for. When I was 17 my neurologist was very concerned with certain symptoms I had and wanted me checked for a brain tumor or any other brain disorder. My insurance at the time denied the claim due to my age.

Flash forward 2 years and I now have my own insurance that I pay for and was able to finally get approved for an MRI after many of my symptoms got worse. I scheduled it almost a month ago and they called me today to inform me that my copay would be $100 and my deductible would be $1,400. I asked if I had to pay it all up front and they said I was responsible for it the day I came in.

I work full time and do college full time. I pay my own insurance, car insurance, car payment, food, clothes, etc. my parents have no money to help me with. Is there any loop hole? Do they have to offer me a payment plan? Are there ones without interest? Is there anything I can do?

I’ve been a nervous wreck for two years wondering if I have a mass growing into my brain and I just want this over with. The lady on the phone was incredibly unhelpful and seemed reluctant to give me options.

Edit: I know what a deductible is, I had no choice for my plan it was the only insurance available to me. I’m practically supporting myself at 19 through college and life in general atm and can’t afford more than what my job offers. I’m not asking why I have a deductible, I’m asking if most places offer payment plans, if any offer without interest, and just general advice on where to go from here. Is it worth getting? Is it worth going in to debt over? I’m just lost and feel helpless right now and the woman on the phone was very short and abrasive with me.

3 days ago I woke up from a deep sleep. I was having a dream, and I could feel the physical pain. After awaking I had a weird sleep drunk feeling. I could not remember where I was, who I am, or what was happening. My mind was completely blank and I was thinking irrational thoughts and it was pretty scary. This lasted a hour or two. After then the few days I have not been able to feel normal or function normal. My world looks different and I have a weird head pressure. My mind feels completely blank, and my thoughts are irrational to the point that I feel high. I try to go about my day, but I feel like I can't function and everything requires more effort. I have had depersonalization for several years now and I am currently seeing a neurologist for some other symptoms, but what I feel now feels worse than depersonalization. I avoided talking to some people at a grocery store because I feel like I think slower and mess up more. I don't know what's going on. It's super hard to concentrate.

EDIT: Since I've discussed a lot about my health here's some more info:

I have a multitude of symptoms started from since I was 14;

Muscle twitching, constant dizziness, head pressure, body jolts and head flinches, random pains in different areas of my body, brain fog, mental confusion, sensitivity to light, static in vision, floaters, flashing lights in corner of eyes, headaches in different locations.

I have accepted everything when I was 16 and learned to live with it and forget about it. I ruled it as anxiety, DP, and depression because my mom didn't want to take me to a doctor. Over time I still have had the symptoms, but I only notice it when it gets bad. Some days I'll feel out of it and I won't want to do anything all day, I'll stay in bed and feel like I'm going crazy. I can't even drive without focusing hard. Sometimes I'll go into a grocery store and zone out, or feel "overwhelmed."

I'm trying to get tested for Lymes Diseases and my neurologist wants a follow up MRI to see if any changes have occurred in the 2 tiny spots he's found.

I'm scared it could be MS or something else, but I'm trying not to think about it. My whole family is pretty healthy.

I did go through a lot of trauma and life changes when I was 13-15 and always kept to myself. Maybe this is a result of not looking after mental health. But I'm still not sure that all of this crazy mess can be caused by mental health. I'm trying to be strong and accept whatever it will be. I moved out a

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

“Ok, what are you doing, and why do you want to go to the hub to get on a transport?”

Cavla was unhappy with the request that Frost had made.

“Let’s put it like this; do you want to be a part in Human scientific history? Because you will if you guys come with me.” Frost wanted them to come with him, but Cav seemed opposed to the idea of deserting their post. Despite the fact that nobody would be able to come towards them within the next 24 hours.

“Just what are you doing?”

“The first manned Human slipspace craft just popped up in the middle of nowhere after 50 years. We only got a ping from it, but we know that it exists. I have been ordered by the UEAC to go. I hate to say it, but that kinda goes over your orders.” Frost explained.

“Ok, that I understand. It’s the 50 year old ship that doesn’t make sense.” Cav was obviously less upset now, and definitely more curious.

“Yeah, I don’t know about that either. Luckily, we only like to change ports if we are making money, so the Human docking port on the transport up there should work with the Human docking port out there.” Frost hoped what he had said was truth. It was based around truth, but the docking ports have changed a little bit over the years. Hopefully the VAL ports never changed.

“Hmm.”

Frost stepped into the armory and started to remove his normal combat gear. “Come on, it’ll be a good look into Human spaceflight history. Besides, I’m not kidding, we will be in Human scientific history.”

“Fine, I’ll run it by the others, see if they want to.”

“Great! You guys will need to be in EVA suits.” Frost was fairly happy with that result.

“Isn’t it pressurized?” she questioned.

“Fifty years Cav, and I’m gonna guess that most of those are without maintenance.”

“Oh… You think…” she trailed off.

“Yeah… Whatever. Go get the rest.” Frost continued to remove his combat gear. His suit was seeing a lot of use as a personal and communal heater, so he had to let it charge. It was still hooked up to the wall, chugging away at the power banks as it charged. He looked at the charge in the suit’s cells.

82%

‘Should be enough’ he thought to himself as he detached the cable from the suit. He raised the upper part of the suit on the loading dock enough for him to slip into the bottom portion. Pulling the upper part down and locking in the seals, he detached himself from the wall. The weight of the suit was taken off of him as the assisting endoskeleton powered on. Weighing in at around 290 pounds in the g

31F 110 pounds. Caucasian. History of Cardiomyopathy. Have symptoms like headaches, memory issues, muscle spasms, fatigue, flashes in eyes, occasional numbness of hands, very restless legs. Doctors originally thought I had a stroke but lesion is apparently in an odd location for a stroke and has stayed “bright”. I have had repeat MRIs of my brain over the last 3 months. Doctor is thinking MS possibly but not sure what else. I have added the images I have of the MRI. What could this be? Stoke, MS, tumor, CNS lymphoma? Please help!

Here are the images: https://imgur.com/a/t8labAM

I have already talked to my neurologist and they are currently looking for other neurologists to consult with for other opinions. So I am just hoping to get some opinions please!

So. For the past few months it's been hell as I've experienced more random symptoms than I can count on my hands and self-diagnosed myself with every major disease. But two neurologists and two GP's are telling me it's anxiety, so I can either trust the voice in my head or the four medical professionals. I'm writing these in case people search here about physical symptom and are wondering if it's possibly anxiety (that's what I did).

Chest Pain / Tightness - This was the first symptom, and it is like an uncomfortable tightness right in the heart area. I actually went to the ER twice about it because I thought I was having a heart attack. It started off happening once a week for a few minutes, at times where I was stressed but got worse to where it was happening randomly daily for 1-2 hours. Now I feel it's constantly there but in the background, and disappears when I'm not thinking about it. I've seen cardiologists and done heart scans and blood tests and my heart is healthy.

Feeling of Doom - Is usually accompanied by another symptom. Feels like I'm going to die and that's the only thing i can focus on.

Fatigue - This was also an early symptom, an extreme wave of fatigue that randomly happens during the day. When it happens I can only rest and it's impossible to 'battle through'. Also sometimes happens when I wake up.

Non-Restorative Sleep - Still happens, I'd wake up feeling like I hadn't slept at all.

Nerve Sensations - Random nerve sensations, like flashes that last for 1-5 seconds. These started happening everywhere, on my fingers, hands, arms, legs, upper and lower spine, teeth, shoulders, etc. It happened for about three to four days, and then stopped completely. That's what made me see the neurologist and did a MRI (which was clear).

Pins and Needles - Felt like resting on any body part would make it go numb / have pins and needles way easier than usual. Like once my head was rested on a wall and afterwards I couldn't feel the back of my head for a bit.

Extreme Head Pressure / Headache - Started happening late afternoon, went away went I slept, then repeated the next afternoon. After about 3 days it got so bad I went to ER as I thought it was cancer or something (CT scan was clear). It felt like an immense pressure inside my head, similar to the chest sensation. At one point in the ER it got so bad I had to take pain medication (which made it go away). This symptom also cleared after a few days.

**Pain on Sides

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

Update-ish at the bottom

I've been struggling with chronic fatigue like symptoms, which all of mine line up with POTs, for 18 years. I'm getting older and being disabled with no diagnosis or income is getting a little old.

I saw a new doctor, a neurologist, and she did the laying down, sitting, then standing HR&BP test and diagnosed me immediately. As I explained my symptoms she almost diagnosed me before even seeing the poor man's tilt table test results. She did say I still need to do the TTT though so I scheduled that (took 6 months to get in).

After about a month of waiting, I finally had an appointment with her yesterday where she said it's not POTs and that with the information they have, I wouldn't be approved for disability for a neurological issue. I did ask her what about the test in the office and all my home monitoring, and she said the best thing to do is keep recording those things in case I still try to pursue disability for this, she didn't really say what else to do but suggested we look into narcolepsy.

Anyway, has anything similar happened to anyone else and did you ever get a diagnosis? Did you get treatment that helped in a way that your daily life wasn't impacted anymore or were approved for disability for the diagnosis?

For context, these are my symptoms: Fatigue Easily to tire Heat intolerance Light sensitivity Exercise intolerance Hot and cold flashes Random nausea with rare vomiting Random insomnia I can feel really weak at times My heart rate does go up at least 30bpm from sitting to standing and it stays high My BP drops when I stand and takes a bit to return to normal (I rarely get dizzy from this though) I can sleep an insane amount, like 30 hours. I feel like I need at least 12 hours to have even a somewhat functional day and that's if I don't get hot flashes/nausea, etc. Then, I can also not sleep for a week while being so tired but "wired" instead of tired and sleepy.

I had a sleep study and the only thing that came up was my oxygen gets a little low sometimes but it's not any kind of sleep apnea and they aren't tooooo hopeful that supplemental oxygen will do much. I was suppose to do the day study (for narcolepsy) but they ended up not doing it since (I guess?) they thought they found the answer.

I'm sure I've left out important stuff that isn't coming to me right now and I know I'm starting to ramble.

Any thoughts, experiences, suggestions, or anything is welcome.

Update-ish: I had my neurologist f

The doctor says it terminal.

I’m 21f. I do have confirmed endometriosis and have had one lap. Ok so… here we go. I have been avoiding making a post about this because I’m not sure what the responses will be. But here goes nothing.

I was “diagnosed” with adenomyosis by my laparoscopy surgeon in April last year. He said my uterus was “very squishy and sore/inflamed” and that it looks reminiscent of his other patients with the condition. He took lots of photos and explained them to me and my family. In this meeting where he broke the news that I likely have adenomyosis, he said “I am 99% sure you deal with it” and he even said that there is a common myth within doctors that young people do not get the disease that I need to be on the lookout for.

So… anyways… flash forward many months and we go to get an MRI 12 hours away in search of an adenomyosis specialist. When I get there, I go through the usual journey of adjusting to a new doctor, new building, new everything. This was a Mayo Clinic, so I was really confident in their experience. I went in, and every single person did not know what adenomyosis was.

Let me illustrate this for you: I’m going to see a supposed adenomyosis specialist and his nurse taking my blood pressure acts like she doesn’t know what I’m talking about when she asks what I’m there for. I start having sick feelings in my stomach (if they weren’t there by default), but I hope I’m just presenting the disease wrong. Turns out, there are multiple ways to pronounce it. My doc who diagnosed me was using a different one. This was absolutely maddening.

When he finally saw me after the MRI, he said that my uterus looked “perfectly healthy” and when I pressed further he said “Oh, well, young people don’t really get this disease.” I ask about my surgery photos and why my surgeon was so concerned about my soreness. He says my uterus is so sore and inflamed because I have been taking birth control and that slows down the growth of the uterus? (someone please explain THAT to me.) I then mention my supposedly really concerning surgery photos. He then asks… despite us having sent him all my records and photos… to see my surgical photos on my cell phone. Alarm bells. I start freaking out internally, but this isn’t my insurance, so I ask my parents to be involved.

They come in and he rattles off about how I likely have fibromyalgia or IBS (which my girlfriend has diagnosed IBS, that can’t be the thing making me this sore and in so much ABSOLUTE pain but hey, if

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

My vision goes crazy with flashes when I work out:( Does this happen to anyone??

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

They were cooked in Greece.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Amy

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!