Fixed Length Puns

A list of puns related to "Fixed Length"

My wife was fixing the length of my son's pants and I asked her how much that cost, was it a Chris, Luke or Liam?

She looked at me confused and said "What?"

I said, "I want to know how much that hem is worth."

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👤︎ u/notathrowaway2937
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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