I just took the world's biggest shit

It was an elephant's but finders keepers

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👤︎ u/Jon-Wolf
📅︎ Apr 09 2022
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A janitor and a custodian were arguing about a lost broom...

"Bet you I find it first, then you'll have to push it all night", taunted the janitor.

The custodian replied, "Finders keepers, losers sweepers."

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📅︎ Jan 17 2022
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A man with a metal detector was following a trail of buried coins.

They eventually led to a beautiful woman in the woods, lying on a bed of moss.

"I've been waiting for you," she said, "you found my trail of treasure."

"Your treasure?" he replied, "Finders keepers lady."

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👤︎ u/greedydita
📅︎ Dec 03 2021
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