A list of puns related to "File Locking"
Each time we drive by the beauty school I attempt a dad joke. Here are some of my favorites.
I wonder how often they use highlighters in their coursework.
Do you think they have extension courses?
Students are dying to get out of there.
Does every teacher allow makeup work?
You know, they're doing the opposite of filing for unemployment.
I wonder how often they change the locks in there?
Do you think cutting class is a requirement?
Does each student have a permanent record?
Do my puns make you want to curl up and dye?
I brought my son in to my office the other day, and he asked me why my filing cabinet had such a big lock on it.
"That's where I keep all my secret files," I replied.
"Ohh," he said, "So, then the stuff on the top drawer must be top secret."
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