My friend called me and said he lost the million dollar prize because he couldn't think of a neighbor to Saudi Arabia...
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Are there any countries south of Saudi Arabia?
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︎ Apr 24 2018
An anthropologist was cataloging south american folk remedies with the assistance a local tribal elder who indicated the leaves of a particular fern were the best cure for constipation. The anthropologist had doubts.
But the elder insisted "with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."
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︎ Mar 30 2021
What Is Roger Federer's Favorite Time Of The Day?
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Exactly 50% of Roger Federerβs name is βerβ!
Thatβs it, thatβs the joke! ;)
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︎ Sep 20 2020
There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
My girlfriend told me that she was worried she was turning into a costal area at the southwestern tip of the Gower Peninsula in south Wales. I said to her...
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Ever heard of the polar bear that lives on both north & south poles, is manic depressive and attracted to both sexes?
Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.
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︎ Aug 04 2020
A friend of of mine opened a business in South Korea.
Heβs a Seoul proprietor.
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︎ May 18 2020
When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...
I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.
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︎ May 16 2020
Whatβs Roger Federerβs favourite time of day?
Tenβish π€¦π»ββοΈ
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︎ Oct 10 2019
Help me with a name!!!
Hi guys! Iβm opening and Etsy shop with my sisters selling stickers (for all ages). Thereβs 3 of us, we live on the south shore, Massachusetts by the beach. Looking for a punny name!!! Help me out :)
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︎ Jan 23 2021
I recently did a tour of South Korea that included every city except the capital.
While I enjoyed it, I felt the trip had no Seoul.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
Went on a trek on time..
Down south in the backwoods. Along my way I met a friendly family that took me in for the night. Despite being impoverished they insisted that I stay the night and have dinner.
When we had dinner it seemed they were serving a kind of stew. Quite aromatic. I asked them what it was and the reply I got was βItβs Maβs Soup Yβall.β I shrugged my shoulders and started to eat. The food was good of course but the meat was quite gamey. So I asked what type of meat it was?
βPossum.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Today my wife said "I would love to go to the south of France one day"
I said that would be Nice
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︎ Jul 11 2019
The result of Germany vs South Korea in World Cup
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︎ Jun 29 2018
What's a pirates least favourite letter?
Dear Sir,
this is the federal prosecutor's office, informing you that you've been convicted and charged on seven counts of piracy.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
As a swiss tennis player, do you think Roger Federer is a fan of...
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︎ Jan 24 2019
Thousands of crows were driving south for the winter
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︎ Aug 03 2019
What kind of music do they listen to in South Korea?
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︎ Jan 04 2019
for the 4th of july, here's a little known america fact: did you know that as the national bird, thereβs a whole list of things that you canβt do to an eagle under federal law?
obviously you can't kill one, but you also can't relocate one from where it's living, cause an eagle nest to come to any harm, and the oddest part, as i'm not sure how they'd even track this, is there's even a bit in the law about infecting them with any communicable diseases?
but i suppose there's really no way around that being ill eagle
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︎ Jul 04 2018
What do you call it when someone of South East Asian heritage needs to run for the bus?
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︎ Jun 11 2019
South America reminds me of nachos
They've got a lot of Chile on the side
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︎ Apr 19 2019
Congratulations! You won an implement that cools the jaws of south american rodents
Its a chinchilla chin chiller.
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︎ Nov 10 2018
Have any of you seen Billy Joelβs documentary on South Korea?
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︎ Jun 13 2019
Took a tour of the Federal Reserve the other day.
The tour guid told an offensive joke about pesos, so I started to leave. He said "stop that was not what I mint"
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︎ Jul 30 2018
My friend went to the capital of South Korea on business and fell in love!
She found her Seoul-mate!
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︎ May 19 2019
And then there's the story of the Jewish man at a South Korean university
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︎ Apr 24 2019
What did John McEnroe say when he got to the smallest and westernmost of Canada's three federal territories?
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︎ Nov 21 2017
My friend went with a tour group to the capital of South Korea and got lost amongst the crowd...
It took a little Seoul searching, but he eventually found his way.
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︎ May 19 2019
What do you get if you castrate a field of South American camelids?
A pack of lack-a-knacker alpacas.
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︎ Aug 09 2018
I have mixed opinions on Asia as a whole
While South Korea is absolutely lively, the rest of Asia is completely Seoulless.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
If life ever gets you down, just move to the south of France.
What have you got Toulouse?
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︎ Jun 10 2017
Why doesnβt anyone want to live on the West Coast of South America?
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︎ Sep 21 2018
I've always wanted a narrow land bridge between Hampshire and an island off the south coast of England.
I'm dreaming of a Wight Isthmus.
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︎ Nov 08 2018
What do you call a guy who lives in the capital of South Korea?
πΆ He's a Seoul man! πΆ
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︎ Apr 08 2018
Apparently members of the South Korean Olympic Womenβs Curling team have given each other breakfast themed nicknames.
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︎ Feb 22 2018
What is Roger Federerβs favorite time of day?
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︎ Jun 04 2020
What is the device which is used to cool the lower jaws of south american rodents?
A chinchilla chin chiller
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︎ Oct 31 2018
Why doesn't the capital of South Korea have any redheads?
Because Seoul has no gingers.
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