Because it takes Juan to know Juan
With a frown, she says "I don't want a lot for Christmas".
Especially if my last words were "Help! I fell in the wall!"
Then everybody got it.
Friend: So what are you gonna name him?
Dad: It's a hare, actually.
It’s a mean award.
Because they cantaloupe 🍈
Dont believe me? Just watch.
That's why you don't eat Tide Pods.
When all of a sudden my 3 year old drops her toy mermaid on the table right into a side cup of marinara. I took advantage of the situation.
"I didn't know she was an Italian mermaid"
Groans were had amongst all.
My dad ordered their seafood pizza to which the waitress replies, "Thats only available at happy hour." Dad says, "But we're happy right now!"
Me: So [family friend] drives this all the way to work? Dad: No, she drives a smaller car.
Cantaloupe
