A list of puns related to "Falastin"
I have Jerusalem by Yotam Ottolengi and really like it.
I've been considering getting Flavour, Ottolenghi's veggie cookbook, but whilst looking for it I stumbled upon Sami Tamimi's Falastin.
Now I'm conflicted. Which to get?
It looks to me that there may be a large crossover between Falastin and Jerusalem. So, does anyone have both and is this true?
I have been trying to find it online but no luck. Everytime I google, it leads me to a Faiz Ahmad Faiz poem.
I'm going to Falastine this summer, specifically Al-Bireh where my and my wife's families settled after the Nakba. Going for 7 weeks and I'm ecstatic! Haven't been there in 11 years so it's a long time coming. Can't wait to pray in Qubbat As-Sakhrah and Al-Aqsa!
I will need to be connected for work consisting of constant connections to both a SIP phone server and a VPN server in NYC. My kids will also want it for gaming and chatting with friends and family back in the US.
What is the state of broadband in Ramallah and the surrounding areas? DSL was the only option years ago, but has the Zionist terrorist regime allowed the Palestinians better broadband access? Is cellular data on Jawwal or Wataniya still only limited to 3G or have they been allowed to upgrade to 4G? I want to stay away from using Zionist terrorist services as much as possible.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
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