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Facebook Credits Puns

A list of puns related to "Facebook Credits"

Credit goes to Puns on Facebook. I am partly colour blind and this is f’in funny!
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👤︎ u/A_Good_Alibi
📅︎ May 11 2018
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Social Distancing Pickup Lines
  • If Covid-19 doesn't take you out, can I?
  • Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket are you happy to be within 6 ft of me?
  • Can't spell virus without U and I.
  • Do you need toilet paper cuz I can be your Prince Charmin.
  • I saw you checking me out from across the bar, stay there.
  • Hey Baby! Can I ship you a drink?
  • Can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T.

credit: some facebook post i saw.

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👤︎ u/shamblingman
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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Where can you read about dead planets?

In the orbituaries.

Credit to my buddy on facebook

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👤︎ u/bladezaim
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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How do you get new elements to grow?

How do you get new elements to grow?
You Sodium

What continent do elements come from?
They're Europium

What do you do with sick elements?
You Helium and Curium.

What do you do with elements after they die?
You Berium.

Credit: Random Dad on Facebook.

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👤︎ u/Path2Reborn
📅︎ Nov 20 2018
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It's nice to meet you!

A fresh take on a classic: http://i.imgur.com/6iFjKp1.jpg

(Credit: Classical Art Memes)

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👤︎ u/NotMitchelBade
📅︎ Feb 18 2016
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