What did the zero say to the eight?
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
Giving Sub Zero the Mr Freeze quotes makes him not just the coolest of freezy puns, but the frozen one as well.
Sudden realization about the X-men:
When Gambit fights, he throws hands.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
I have a friend named Kelvin, but we always call him 'absolute zero'...
...because he dropped out of college.
Zero-degree Kelvin.
Did you hear about the guy who got frozen to absolute zero?
I went to astronaut school but flunked the zero-gravitas test.
It FINALLY happened.
Almost 40 and growing my beard out for the first time. Wife finally says "You know I'm starting to like it." And I could finally say "Yeah. It's growing on me."
The doctor said the X-ray was negative.
I was like, “aren’t they all?”
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got him for X-mas?
Why did the 2 x 4 get sent to his room?
It was knotty! Hey YO!!!! (I really am sorry…)
If we have the show "X-Files", Chris Hanson's "To Catch a Predator" could be called "Pedo-Files".
Professor X: What's your superpower?
Me: Hindsight
Professor X: Well that won't be much help to us...
Me: Yes I see that now.
Why did F’s parents ground him?
what album do X-Ray doctors listen to most of the time
I saw a guy wearing a "F**K 2020" jumper at the pub tonight.
I turned to my wife and said, "what a dated jumper"
Note: wife and friends groaned and eye rolled.
My mom was a radiologist. She met my dad when he came in for an X-ray.
I wonder what she saw in him.
I once dated an X-Ray Tech. It didn’t work out.
Why can't a Jedi solve the integral of 1/x?
Because only siths deal in absolutes.
Got this new book about zero gravity
Knock knock. Who's there? F. F who?
My wife just accused me of having zero empathy.
I don’t understand how she can feel that way.
With Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes, the devil can finally steal our soles.
"Son, I heard you got punished for using the 'F ' word in class. That wasn't fun was it ?"
Lil Nas X sold his sole to make these nike shoes with a drop of human blood
lil Nas X sold his sole to the devil..
A chemist froze himself to -273.15°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,
If f(x) stands for the function of x, then what does g(x) stand for?
It stands for the gunction of x.
A scientist once froze himself at absolute zero.
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
I jokingly told my X-ray technician that I didn't believe in X-rays...
but she saw right through me.
What did the zero say to the eight?
What did the zero say to the eight?
"That belt looks good on you!"
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
To the guy that invented zero
What did zero say to eight?
What did the zero say to the eight?
What did Zero say to Eight?
To the guy who invented the number zero:
G – A – B – C – D – E – G – F#
Damn!
I just majorly fucked up.
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