It's so difficult to explain puns to kleptomaniacs...
They always take things literally
I once heard a preacher explain Jesus' crucifixion in detail.
I call my wife Doe and she calls me Buck. My friend thought this was weird, so I had to explain...
They're terms of endeerment.
Can you explain why your neighbor’s yard is so messy and overgrown?
So we all know that you find H2O inside a fire hydrant, but what do you find on the outside of a fire hydrant?
A group of physicists came to my restaurant today, ate then explained what the force required to accelerate a mass of one gram at a rate of one centimeter per second squared is. Then when my attention was elsewhere, they all left, leaving behind a bunch of hyphens...
I should have known they'd dyne and dash.
I tried to explain to my four-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop in your pants, but he’s not buying it. In fact...
He’s still making fun of me...
I asked my dad to simply explain what an acorn is.
He said, "It's an oak tree, in a nutshell."
Can one of the Mods please explain to me why my post was removed?
I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over....
Yesterday my mother explained me that I couldn't eat a cheese sandwich because I'm lactose intolerant.
But I just couldn't completely digest it.
My socially anxious friend just got a PhD in palindrome studies.
My wife has been taking a course in advanced electrics and it's taken over her life. Everything she says these days concerns resistors, transformers, circuitry, voltage, ampage etc. All fucking day long, I've tried explaining to her it's driving a wedge between us, but she won't listen to reason.
She just buries her head in the sand like an off switch.
Don't ever try to explain drones to the elderly
It just goes right over their heads
That explains why he tried to mow down little Anakin
“Dad can you explain what a solar eclipse is?”
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.
My son asked me "where does poo come from?" I was a little flustered, but did my best to explain about food, stomach, intestines, digestion, etc.
He looked confused, then stared at me in stunned silence. After a few seconds he asked "And Tigger?"
My son asked me what the difference was between horsepower and torque. I explained that horsepower is often more expensive the greater the amount...
...whereas torque is cheap.
- Dad, explain the tides to me?
- Well, first of all, there's sponges!
Why is yoda afraid of 7?
Because six, seven eight.
After a lecture, a theoretical physicist is asked, "Can you explain what you just said in plain English?"
To which he replied, "It's in the field of possibilities."
Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same
Why searching for goose feathers is impossible?
Because you need to look up down
Where do mansplainers get their water from?
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs,
because they take everything literally.
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They take everything literally.
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They always take things literally
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They always take things literally.
Trying to explain puns.
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I hate explaining puns to kleptomaniacs
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because they always take things literally.
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Dad just hit me with this one:
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
Because they always take things, literally.
I begged my dad to explain what an eclipse was.
My son asked,"Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is? "
Son: Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?
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