My doctor: You need to get into shape.

Me: I try, but my inner demons get the best of me. What should I do, doc?

My doctor: Exorcise three times a week.

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I can't believe I fell for this one

My dad's joke this morning: A man asked a priest to exorcise the demons in him. So the priest came and did the exorcism. When it came time to pay the priest for services rendered, the man couldn't pay, so the priest had the man reposessed. groan

Edit: spelling

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