We just bought our new dream house and as I was showing our daughter around for the first time, she asked excitedly, "What's upstairs!?" I chuckled and replied, "Awwwww sweetie...."
Everyone's excited that 2020 is ending...
...but forget that the year after 2021 is 2020 too
I told my husband I was excited to see who's nose our baby has on the ultrasound, his reply...
he can't have my nose, I need it!
I have been making pencil sketches of my family and it's not exciting at all
Back to the drawing, bored
I’m excited it see Pun: The Musical
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club.
You always have to keep your job exciting.
Being a well driller, I often dream I could drill right to the center of the earth.
If I didn't have such a great imagination my job would be just boring.
Frankenstein was excited
It was his first 'body-building' competition.
I’m excited for Jan 1, 2021
Then I can finally say that hindsight is 2020.
Apparently Orion wasn't too excited about his new belt.
My wife said she wanted to take me out. I was so excited...
Until I saw the body bag.
Got a new tattoo
My wife was complaining about how i'm not spontanious or creative, unless it involves terrible jokes, so i went out and got a tattoo (my first one). But since im not very creative i had them tattoo a pic of my thermos from work. I went home all excited and showed her my new tattoo! She was really confused about it. She looked at it for awhile and when she went to touch it i yelled at her not to touch the thermos tat. I think she's leaving me now :(
I was so excited to work this morning that last night I slept like a baby.
I woke up every 2 hours and cried.
Just what is it about all the Psychics that I visit, they're either totally depressed or too excitable..
..it's really hard to find the happy Medium.
My wife was very excited to finally introduce our kids to her sister...
I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.
I was really excited when my wife bought me a book for my birthday called “69 Mating Positions”.
Turns out it’s about Chess strategies.
What did the overly excited Gardner do when spring finally came?
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef.
(My Dad was very excited to tell me this during our video chat tonight)
People who wear glasses must be excited for next year.
It's the first time they'll see 2020.
As a lepidopterist I find my job so exciting
it really gives me butterflies
I don’t know why, but there’s something exciting about evaluating women’s armpits...
Its just really axilla rating.
I know an archaeologist who found a human leg bone during an excavation. The other archaeologists got excited and went over to help him.
Turned out to be quite the shin dig.
I got an antique dosimeter from USSR and I was pretty excited.
Then I noticed it only measures comrads.
I’m so excited! Scientists have tested cloning on humans.
My date was really excited when I invited her over for cocktails, but she left extremely disappointed.
She didn’t want to hear stories about my rooster.
I came home with a salamander on my shoulder and my son, all excited, shouted, "What's his name!?” Smiling, I replied, “Tiny!" My kid laughed and asked, “What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?”
I explained, “Because...he’s my newt!"
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
What type of medical condition excites politicians?
Today I asked a hot girl at the gym what her new year's resolution was. She replied “Screw you!”
So I'm pretty excited for the new year!
I had a friend join at cult that believes when they die they become water vapor
I told him they will be mist
We were all excited about our mountaineering trip, but then our friend Max chickened out.
He has always been an anti climb Max.
The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
I've never been excited over drill bits...
...I've always considered them to be boring tools.
In NYC, after these difficult times many people were excited the Lego store was finally reopening.
People were outside lined up for blocks.
My first cake day!
I am so excited it’s my first cake day! I know the day is almost over butter late then never!
Nature just loves when Spring comes around...
I mean just look at the trees, they're re-leaf-ed.
Sent my dad a nearby dive photo of sea lions in kelp & told him it made me officially excited to do local/non-tropical dives... his reply?
Well, that seals the deal!
It got a good laugh out of me. Photo here for the curious.
I was excited to join the Autopsy Club
Wednesday’s are Open Mike Night.
So excited for autopsy club!
Everyone was excited to be at our autopsy club this evening.
I was so excited that 2020 is almost over.
Then I realized after 2021 is 2020 too.
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club...
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club
Everyone was excited about the Autopsy Club meeting...
Everyone was excited about the Autopsy Club meeting...
It was open open Mike night.
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