I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.
Good players are hard to find.
So last night my boyfriend left the bedroom door open to get more heat in the room because there are more heating vents in the hallway than in the bedroom. I said, "You might say it's eVENTful." He didn't laugh. So then I said, "You'll laugh eVENTually."
I once debated a flat earthed. He got me so mad I stormed off, saying I'd come back around eventually.
You could say I went over the edge.
A very young lemon strolled into an underground metro station, buying and enjoying a coffee, chatting with other fruits and eventually riding on a nice, modern train.
One could say it was a sub-lime experience.
my brother in law was addicted to the hokey pokey. it took him a while but eventually he...
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
All of the world eventually got the virus
But China got it right off the bat
Two antenna met on a roof and eventually got married
The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was incredible
I once debated a flat earther. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
If you had a Tesla and it got stolen...
Would it now be an Edison?
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
One time my friends really wanted me to join them for a fishing excursion. I didn't want to at first but eventually joined them...
I am afraid that I succumbed to pier pressure.
As the bears ripen, they become heavier and eventually fall off 😁
I knew my dad's influence would eventually pay off.
My dog happily chased a fly around the house, eventually nabbing it in one chomp.
I guess it's true: time's fun when you're having flies!
I tried to make a coronavirus joke a while back.
No body laughed at that time, but eventually everyone got it.
I didn't like Africa by Toto at first, or any of their other songs. But eventually I grew to really like them
I guess love isn't always on time
Poor Bart eventually caught Coronavirus..
...He was displaying the usual Simpsons.
Eventually everyone will be quarantined to their homes without sports and in 9 months babies will be born.
They will be known as the Coronials
If you ever get locked out of your house just talk to the lock.
Mona Lisa was once accused of murder....
Turns out, she was framed.
To prove he was right, the "flat earther" walked to the end of the Earth
He eventually came around
A guy is walking along, and he continues to walk. Eventually he walks into a well. Why did the guy walk into a well?
He couldn’t see that well
In college, I used to live on a houseboat, and started dating the girl next door.
Eventually we drifted apart.
Eventually, we’re all doomed to end up in super modern offices where the walls are whiteboards
The writing is on the wall
A murderer who had poisoned his victims with iron supplements eventually and inadvertantly poisoned himself.
When he realized his mistake, he immediately called the police and confessed to all of the killings before laying down upon his death bed awaiting his own end, the same end that he had inflicted upon so many others. News media quickly came to the hospital and the killer was eventually asked two questions by two seperate reporters, one question following the other so quickly that he could not respond to the first before hearing the second. The first reporter asked, "How did the coffee taste that tipped you off into realizing you had poisoned yourself?" Where the second reporter blurted out, "How would you describe this situation where you have killed yourself by the very means you used to kill others?"
The murderous man only responded once before breathing his last breath:
"Irony," he replied.
Once a Bank of America Bank cheque was lying next to a Wells Fargo Bank cheque, they started talking to each other and became friends....eventually, they became so close that they became
The police arrested me for being a helium balloon.
They held me for a while but eventually let me go.
The family wanted to visit some caverns.
I didn’t want to go, but eventually I caved.
I used to be a flat earther. I even set out to sail across the ocean to find the big ice wall.
But eventually I came around.
Years ago at my first IT startup we thought we'd caught a big break when we were asked to set up the campus network at a major college. However, the project eventually fell through when they failed to secure the necessary funding.
I still think about it sometimes - the WAN that got away.
I used to play triangle in a reggae band but eventually left...
...it was just one ting after another
A doctor was teaching a class, and wanted to give a pop quiz about tolerance and observance when dealing with the cadavers. (L) (On Mobile)
Teacher: “So I want everyone to understand that a dead body isn’t disgusting, and we need to be able to handle it and always be observant at all times when dealing with one”
The teacher has everyone turn their body over
Teacher: “Now I want you all to stick your finger in it’s ass and hold it in there for a moment”
all of the students do as instructed, hesitant at first
Teacher: “Okay, now go ahead and pull your finger out and then put a finger in your mouth like I do”
The students getting a little disgusted by that request REALLY hesitated at first, but eventually they all did as he asked
As the teacher has all of his students with their finger in their mouth, he tells the class, “now see it’s not disgusting if you did it right...if you put your index finger in the ass, and put your middle finger in your mouth like I did, you have just passed my class”.
With minimal observance, and a dead silent room...not one student passed the pop quiz
I was going to get a face tattoo but decided to get a neck tattoo instead.
I guess I’ll have to work my way up to it.
My friend stole my broken pen but eventually returned it.
That doesn't make it write.
I was struggling to find a sale on boating equipment. Eventually I did find one.
The phone was ringing for a while and I eventually got up to get it.
"Are you going to answer that call anytime today?" yelled my wife.
"No," I replied. "Probably a simple 'hello' will suffice."
I went to buy a funeral plot in preparation for my eventual death...
I have to say, I had grave reservations when I left.
Getting rid of an annoying crease on a piece of paper is pretty easy.
All you have to do is wait, eventually it’ll crease to exist!
All countries eventually got Coronavirus...
But China got it right off the bat.
All countries eventually got the coronavirus but...
china got it right of the bat
All countries got coronavirus eventually, but...
China got it right off the bat!
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.
Good players are hard to find.
Every country will eventually get coronavirus, but china got it right off the bat
Every country will get COVID-19 eventually...
but China got it right off the bat.
A flat earther was debating me and got so mad he said "I will walk off the edge of the earth to prove you wrong!!"
He'll come around eventually
I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.
Good players are hard to find.
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