Stats of Goblet of Eonothem for Xiao

Which stats on Goblet of Eonothem is preferable for Xiao, Anemo DMG Bonus % or ATK % ?

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Phil

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DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

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Sudden Lee

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Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

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My 3 yr old daughter made her first pun today and I almost cried. She was eating an apple and I asked her if she liked apples.

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Pale Flame Artifact Set: What It Tells Us About the Fatui Harbingers (Warning: VERY LONG!)

WHO ARE THE FATUI HARBINGERS?

If you don't know them, I suggest finish playing until Act I: Farewell, Archaic Lord and watch a playthrough of the event Unreconciled Stars on YouTube. Search them upon the wiki as well before reading on. You could also read my December 2020 post: An Introduction to the Fatui Harbingers (AKA The Huge Harbinger Hype Post). As nothing has been revealed about them since then except for this artifact set (which actually reveals quite a lot so I'm excited), the post can still be considered accurate as of writing. Please note that I'll be copy-pasting from my post quite a bit since I want to roll out this propaganda information ASAP as a Harbinger simp.

Now, if you've done that or taken the initial question as a rhetorical one, great. Still, allow me to give you a rundown just so we're 100% clear on who they are so far.

Number Name Alias Gender Vision Delusion
1 Pedrelino Jester Male - -
5 Pulcinella Rooster^(CN) - - -
6 Scaramouche Balladeer Male Electro -
8 Signora Fair Lady Female - Cryo
11 Tartaglia Childe Male Hydro Electro
- Capitano Captain^(CN) - - -
- Dottore Professor^(CN) Male - -
- Pantalone Indefinite^(CN) Male - -
- Sandrone Puppet^(CN) - - -

So there's 11 of them, with 9 having confirmed names by now. Surprised there's actually already so many of them? That's understandable. Only Scaramouche, Signora, and Tartaglia have shown up in the game so far. And of those three, only Tartaglia is really known to us, with him already being a playable character and having his story quest Monocaerus Caeli Chapter: Act I released with Version 1.1. The Dottore has been featured in the official manga though. And maybe you can also count Pulcinella's obscured face in the Teyvat Chapter Storyline Preview: Travail as an appearance? I'm desperate, okay. As for the rest, they're as faceless as the Cicin Mages, Agents, and Skirmishers that roam Teyvat.

So why do I simp care so much for a group of villains that are still largely faceless at the moment? That's because they're like, the evil student council to the Traveller's new student. They're the top-ranking Snezhnayan military officers (and/or cult leaders,

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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What did the left eye say to the right eye when they got married?

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

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Proud dad moment.

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

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What was a very common name in the middle ages?

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

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Apologies if it's a bit corn-y
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What pan is the best to make sushi in?

Japan.

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where do pirates get their hooks?

second hand stores!

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My 6 year old wanted me to share his joke with you all. What is a horses favorite store?

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

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I've spent all morning trying to think of a quality pun, just to come up with THIS otter rubbish.
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Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

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My Son Ate a Bunch of Scrabble Tiles. My Wife is Scared but I'm not...

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

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I never really understood why it was spelled: camouflage

and not:

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Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $3.00

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

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Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"

That was the punchline

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It’s for Hispanic attacks

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Saw this on insta @PunHubOnline
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Had a good chuckle
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Today on a walk my son was asking about a bunch of plants and stuff, he pointed to one and I said it was a fungi.

Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"

I did not know.

So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"

So proud.

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At what point does it stop being grave robbing and start being archaeology?
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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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So my dad just died because he needed blood and we didn’t know his blood type.

He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.

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Achieving 100%+ Damage Reduction in Genshin Impact

Preface

I've been meaning to post this since last year but didn't bother to... until now.

I haven't seen another post exactly like this or really anywhere (there was a post about activating Xingqiu's Elemental Burst, Beidou's Elemental Burst and Zhongli's Shield against Dvalin, but that isn't 100%+ Damage Reduction).

Table of Contents

  1. Damage Reduction Breakdown
    1. What is Damage Reduction?
    2. Defence & Resistance
    3. Heals vs Shields vs Damage Reduction
    4. How Damage Reduction is calculated and its effects on Incoming Damage
  2. What you (currently) need to achieve 100%+ Damage Reduction?
  3. Damage Reduction Calculations
  4. TL;DR

Damage Reduction Breakdown

What is Damage Reduction?

Damage (DMG) Reduction is pretty self explanatory. It reduces the incoming DMG you take. It's a separate "attribute" from defence, resistance, etc..

Currently, the only things that give DMG Reduction in Genshin Impact is in a percentage, so anytime I reference DMG Reduction, it's a percentage.

Defence & Resistance

You can read more about Defence (DEF) and Resistance (RES) on the Genshin Impact Wiki:

The gist is that DEF and RES lowers the amount of damage taken. They also follow their own formulas that ultimately come together in the final Incoming DMG formula.

Note that currently in Genshin Impact, DEF is a stat you can specifically build, while RES is something innate in enemies (DEF and RES modifiers also exist by other means), etc. that you can read more from the link above.

Heals vs Shields vs Damage Reduction

I've previously written about this in another post, so I'll just copy/paste it here.

Shields increase the effective Health Points (HP) you have and have a varied range of durations. They prevent DMG and make sure you don't get one shot by a really strong enemy ability. Shields don't "stick" i.e. they expire due to their time duration.

Heals recover HP up to the maximum HP a char has. Heals "stick" because there's no time duration on the HP you get from a heal.

Shields and DMG Reduction are pre-emptive, while healing is a lot more reactionary (you can only heal if you've taken DMG. Take too much, you're almost always forced to heal).

Heals and shields are different but serve the same goal: Make you survive if you will be taking DMG.

Currently, miHoYo is making different shields provide additional effects e.g.:

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... keep reading on reddit ➑

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