Entry Level Puns

I tip him occasionally when he hails cabs for me.

He was tired of being a doormat(t)

We were entry-level accountants at a large firm, doing a coffee run for a team of about 20. It took foreverrr for the cafe to make them all and even longer for us to figure out how to get all these coffees back upstairs. We finally get back to the team and one of the partners exclaimed “Guys! Where the hell have you been?! That took half an hour!” Being new we sort of didn’t say anything and slunk away to our desks. Then, out of nowhere about 15 seconds later, my mate sticks his head up and yells “better latte than never!”

That’s when he became my best mate.

Rebox

I thought it was an entry level position.

But I quit because it was an entry level position

Which surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position.

I was very surprised, I thought it was an entry level position