Ennepetal Puns

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Hi liebe Mitböhnchen, habt ihr Bock euch mal zu treffen? Für Leute aus dem PLZ 58... bereich.

Also? :D

Hi Böhnchen, vielleicht haben ja welche Lust, zusammen (bei mir) an dem Samstag Rocketbeans On Ice zu schauen. (PLZ: 58256)

Wenn ja, meldet euch einfach.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Hallo, ich suche ein bestimmtes Umfeld in der ich in Zukunft leben möchte. aus Langeweile suche ich schon zufällig nach Wohnungen. Die Hauptkriterien des Ortes muss sein: - Stadt, genauer gesagt ein Ort zum shoppen und abhängen (Einkaufsstraße oder Center) und - Naturnähe. am liebsten Berge und nicht Felder und Flachland. ich bin auch mit einer Kleinstadt zufrieden die eine gute Zugverbindung beinhaltet. Als Beispiel nehme ich Hagen. Ich lebe zurzeit Nähe Düsseldorf und bin Stadtkind. Ich fahre oft zur Düsseldorf Innenstadt zum chillen und shoppen. wenn ich mit dem Zug an Hagen vorbeifahre dann bin ich auch fasziniert von der Bergigen Landschaft und liebe diese Aussicht und außerdem ist Hagen auch echt praktisch mit dem ÖPNV. Leider gibt es kaum auswahl an Wohnungen und ich möchte meine Suche auch ausweiten. Zum Beispiel habe ich mir Ennepetal auch angeschaut.

Wenn ihr Orte kennt oder in denen lebt die zu meiner Beschreibung passen dann freue ich mich sehr. Ich möchte aber nicht in den Alpen oder in Bayern leben und Sachsen erst Recht. ':)

Edit: Da es vielleicht nicht klar ist (und ich auch nicht den Unterschied von bergig und Bergisch genau wusste) hier nochmal. Hagen ist eine Stadt wo man den Goldberg nah sehen kann. ich suche eine Stadt die von Bergen umzingelt oder angelehnt ist. egal wo in Deutschland, nicht nur NRW.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

The following athletes dropped dead from the clot shot between June to October 2021:

4.6.21, Italy, 29 years old Italy: The 29-year-old ex-professional Giuseppe Perrino collapses during a charity game for his dead brother and dies.

7.6.21, Germany 38 years old The table tennis professional Michael Schneider dies suddenly and unexpectedly.

12.6.21, Denmark, 29 years old The footballer Christian Eriksen collapses lifelessly during a European Championship game – he can be revived if he needs a pacemaker for the rest of his life.

22.6.21, Hungary, 18 years old Footballer Viktor Marcell Hegedüs died while warming up for training in Hungary.

14.07.21, Netherlands, 31 years old, Olympic speed skating champion Kjelt Nuis, seriously ill after vaccination, with heart problems in hospital.

16/07/21, Egypt Footballer Imad Bayumi died during a friendly match in Egypt.

07/22/21, Germany, 36 years old On July 22nd, SV Olympia Schlanstedt and Germania from Kroppenstedt met. During the game Schlanstedts player Nicky Dalibor collapsed and had to be reanimated on the field .

07/23/21, Germany, 27 years old Tim B. from SV Hamberge (Schleswig-Holstein) collapses after returning from a soccer tournament and dies.

07/24/21, Germany A player from TuS Hoberge-Uerentrup (Bielefeld) collapses on the field with cardiac arrest.

07/31/21, Netherlands, 19 years old The 19-year-old handball player Whitnée Abriska died of cardiac arrest just before a flight.

02.08.21, Belgium, 18 years old Rune Coghe (18) from Eendracht Hoglede (Belgium) suffers a heart attack during game

02.08.21, Austria, 18 years chronicle: 18-year-old unnamed player in Burgenland (Austria) collapses on the playing field and can be saved thanks to the use of a helicopter.

08/06/21, Germany district league player of the SpVgg. Oelde II has to be revived by his opponent .

14.08.21, Belgium, 37 years old The only 37-year-old former French professional footballer Franck Berrier died of several heart attacks while playing tennis .

08/15/21 Germany goalkeeping coach of SV Niederpöring suffers heart attack after training .

8/16/21 France 24 years Bordeaux pro Samuel Kalu breaks during a Ligue 1 game with cardiac arrest together

18.08.21, Belgium, 25 years old Belgian soccer player Jente Van Genechten (25) suffers cardiac arrest in the early stages of a cup game .

21.08.21, Turkey, 31 years old Fabrice N’Sakala (31) from Besiktas Istanbul collapses on the field without interference from the

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

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You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

There hasn't been a post all year!