A list of puns related to "Embryonic Disc"
When I wanted to edit this post, reddit wouldn't let me.. At least not on pc. When I tried to do it on mobile, it worked but at the price of every embedded image turning into a link. π I can't revert this.
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In September of 2012 Hideo Kojima first talked about how his newly build "Foxengine" might also be used for other Konami properties like "Silent Hill"...
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Later that month Kojima personally confirmed that the then president of Konami "Tomoyuki Tsuboi" personally asked him to develop the next entry in the "Silent Hill" franchise.
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In June 2013 Kojima tweeted that he had dinner with Junji Ito (first hinting at a possible collaboration).
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In august of 2014 during "Gamescom" P.T. was announced alongside a short trailer of the game
A new horror game developed by "7780's Studio"
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Since I'm not going to be buying anything due to these CRAZY prices, I'm entertaining myself crunching the numbers..
Here's what we have so far through day 2 - after 600 games sold:
Average hammer price per game: $3,999.08
Average price with all fees: $5,084.63 (+18% buyers premium, 7.75% sales tax)
Total hammer price after 600 games: $2,399,450.00
Total buyer's premium after 600 games: $491,901.00
Total sales tax after 600 games: $219,429.70
I assume very few buyers have a tax exempt certificate at the prices they're paying, not much room for resale.
Total paid for first 600 games: $3,050,780.70
This is based on assuming that sales tax would also apply to the buyer's premium.
The Amazing Spiderman Pinball Machine Gottlieb $3,500.00
Superman Pinball Machine Atari SS $3,700.00
Sky Rocket Pinball Machine Bally EM $2,600.00
Nitro Ground Shaker Pinball Machine Bally SS $2,300.00
Eight Ball Champ Pinball Machine Bally Midway SS $2,300.00
Waterworld Pinball Machine Gottlieb $4,900.00
Time Line Pinball Machine Gottlieb SS $2,800.00
Spanish Eyes Pinball Machine Williams EM $2,700.00
Algar Pinball Machine Williams SS $3,300.00
The Red Max Rare Pinball Machine Bally $5,900.00
Spin Out Pinball Machine Gottlieb EM $1,700.00
Special Force Pinball Machine Bally $1,900.00
Harlem Globetrotters On Tour Pinball Machine Bally SS $3,800.00
King Kool Pinball Machine Gottlieb EM $1,900.00
Escape from the Lost World Pinball Machine $2,800.00
Scorpion Pinball Machine Williams SS $3,000.00
Comet Pinball Machine Williams $3,000.00
Hollywood Heat Pinball Machine Gottlieb $3,500.00
Monte Carlo Pinball Machine Gottlieb $3,400.00
Big House Pinball Machine Gottlieb #1 $5,300.00
Diamond Lady Pinball Machine Gottlieb $3,800.00
Ready Aim Fire Rare Pinball Machine $2,900.00
Jacks To Open Pinball Machine Mylstar $2,800.00
Lights Camera Action Pinball Machine Gottlieb $3,000.00
Gladiators Pinball Machine Gottlieb $2,900.00
Silver Slugger Pinball Machine Gottlieb $2,900.00
Big House Pinball Machine Gottlieb #2 $2,800.00
Rack 'Em Up Pinball Machine Mylstar $2,300.00
Super Orbit Pinball Machine Mylstar $2,300.00
Operation Thunder Pinball Machine Gottlieb 1992 $2,300.00
Q-Bert's Quest Pinball Machine Gottlieb $8,800.00
Rock Encore! Pinball Machine Gottlieb Premier $3,300.00
Excalibur Pinball Machine Premier SS $3,300
... keep reading on reddit β‘I mean, not that I haven't listened to them before, but I figured it'd be fun. Do I need an excuse to listen to Dream Theater? This is the results of the past two weeks of listening to stuff on Spotify and Youtube.
When Dream and Day Unite: A
This is the only album that I hadn't listen to until recently, though I was familiar with some of the tunes via live releases. However, I was able to get my hands on it, and I have to say I've listened to it three times this week alone. It's pretty damn good, but it suffers from two things: 1) awful production, and 2) lack of band cohesion. To paraphrase James LaBrie: "All the Kevin Moore songs are so lyrically dense. He had a lot to say, but he didn't have to say it all in one sentence." It's also obvious from the get-go that Dominici was a weird fit with the rest of the band. Great voice, and you should listen to the Beatles cover from the official bootleg if you get a chance, but really belonged on Broadway. Kevin Moore is also a very strange fit, despite being one of Petrucci's closest childhood friends. We'll come back to that.
Images and Words: B
James LaBrie in 1992 was one of the most powerful singers on the planet. This one has been a part of me since college, and the songs are still great. I was surprised to find I didn't hate Surrounded as much this time around. Maybe age has softened me a bit, but it was one I would skip constantly. I still don't love it, and Under a Glass Moon is still my favorite song from this album. It is definitely the album that is firmly planted in the early 90s, though. That echo snare is something fierce.
Awake: S
This song is excellent from start to finish. I always forget the Lifting Shadows off a Dream is as good as it is, as it's a bit of a slow start. But standouts like Scarred, The Mirror, Lie, 6:00... oh man. I'll still drum 6:00 if I'm killing time and need something to do with my hands. The one thing that's depressing about this album is that it's so good because of all the bad things happening behind the scenes. It's very clear this album was written by friends who were falling out, and fast. You can tell Moore is just done with the band. Hell, 6:00 is literally a blow-by-blow of the writing of this album from his perspective.
A Change of Seasons: B
The title track is an S tier song, but I always felt the medleys were missing the context. They're cool, but they just don't do it for me. Perfect Strangers is excellent, and kind of massiv
... keep reading on reddit β‘Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
There hasn't been a post all year!
After all his first name is No-vac
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
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