Embassies Puns

A list of puns related to "Embassies"

From my son: What do you call a small Embassy?

An Ember-lake

I'm so proud!

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👤︎ u/mikemacd42
📅︎ Feb 20 2021
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They attacked the US Embassy

Iran

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👤︎ u/Erikg1116
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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While she was taking me on a tour of the embassies in Washington D.C...

Her: This one's the Japanese embassy, this one's the Belgian embassy, this one's the Finnish embassy...

Me: The Finnish embassy? Where's the start embassy?

Her: .......

Me: :D

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👤︎ u/abraxan
📅︎ Jun 30 2014
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If you're an American in the living room and you're American in the bedroom, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

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👤︎ u/nikottawa
📅︎ Aug 15 2018
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How expensive was the passport?

I was at the US embassy in London today to pickup an emergency passport to get back to the states. Later, when I was talking to some friends:

Friend: How expensive was the passport?

Me: Let's just say I got pounded.

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👤︎ u/tkellogg
📅︎ Dec 04 2014
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So I'm in D.C. visiting my dad.

We've just finished our thanksgiving shopping, when we pass by the Turkish embassy. My dad then exclaims, "I guess that's where we should've gotten the turkey!"

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👤︎ u/ItalianStallion23
📅︎ Nov 27 2013
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They attacked the US Embassy,

Iran

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👤︎ u/Erikg1116
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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