A list of puns related to "Elephant Elephant"
‘Ell if I know
Because they are really good at it
A Smellephant!
It didn't pay very much, but the tips were humongous!
I gave it to them, and they said “Thanks, I’ll put it in my room!”
I said “Don’t mention it!”
They are too large to iron
A pachydermatologist
Since you clearly don’t know i won’t sent you to the store to pick me up a dozen eggs
To hide in cherry trees!
Ever see one in a cherry tree?
They're pretty good, aren't they?
In its trunk
You run around and around and around until your pooped.
I remember one time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.
Because your nose touches the ceiling huar huar huar...
So they can hide in apple trees.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Giraffes eating apples
A forklift.
Nun-trunks!
(Nunchucks)
Flatman and Ribbon.
Cheer him up.
(Courtesy of my 10-year-old son.)
Irrelephant
Two in the front. Two in the back. How do you know there's an elephant in your fridge?
You open the door and see an elephant. How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?
When the door doesn't quite close. How do you know when there's three elephants in the fridge?
They giggle when the light goes out. How do you know there's four elephants in the fridge?
There's an empty mini-cooper parked in your drive!
You can’t, elephants only have feet
Walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
(H)ell if I know
Pertinant.
They kept dropping their trunks.
Irrelephant
They taste so much better hard boiled
How an elephant got in my pajamas I have no idea.
A tow truck.
Because elevennies were too big, and nineies were too small. 😎
So I had to pop the trunk
Swimming trunks.
'Cause they're afraid of the mouse
Well, of course you don't. They're really good at it.
I bought an elephant for my friend’s room.
He said, “Thanks.”
I said, “Don’t mention it.”
Elephino?!
Because they’re really good at it.
Elephino
You don't, you get down off of a duck.
Elephino.
He tried to thank me, but I said, “Don’t mention it.”
‘Ell if I know!
I remember going to the zoo and seeing an elephant.
You don't, you get down off of a goose.
‘Ell if I know!
Elephino
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