My easter decoration is an egg-cellent break dancer. v.redd.it/t563s1xkfas41
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👤︎ u/pyratemime
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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I bought a dozen medium eggs yesterday.

They keep telling me I have an eggs-cellent future ahead of me if I would just break out of my shell.

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👤︎ u/madman42q
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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What noise does an egg make when it hits a wall?

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👤︎ u/Elroyfin
📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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It certainly ruffled some feathers

I am a math teacher to high schoolers and we were going over 2d and 3d shapes. I started to draw random pictures of birds using the shapes and ended up with a toucan picture. So I made the bird say "if I can do it, Tu-can too!" which was a double joke because most of the kids speak Spanish and I spelled it as 'tu' which means 'you'. I got so many groans and "wow Mrs. Acinomismonica" so I could tell they thought it was an egg-cellent joke.

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