Eggcellent Puns

A list of puns related to "Eggcellent"

An eggcellent pun!
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👤︎ u/Flimsy_Classic
📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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Just some eggcellent puns
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👤︎ u/ChessGreatest
📅︎ Jan 14 2019
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Eggcellent

https://i.postimg.cc/xjvCWnwD/20201221-190850.jpg

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👤︎ u/Hakaishin1999
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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This is eggcellent!
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👤︎ u/venomWolf11
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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True story: eggcellent yokes

My son and I love good egg pun Dad jokes. We got it going the other day and my wife rolled her eyes. He asked her, "which joke didn't you like?"

She replied "all ovum"

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👤︎ u/erleichda70-
📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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Had an eggcellent breakfast
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👤︎ u/Rmelninofresa
📅︎ Mar 08 2018
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Friend doesn't appreciate my eggcelent puns :( i.reddituploads.com/faeac…
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👤︎ u/BlackChandelier
📅︎ Nov 01 2016
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Eggcelent puns part 2 i.reddituploads.com/f0f5b…
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👤︎ u/BlackChandelier
📅︎ Nov 06 2016
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What an EGGcelent idea.
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👤︎ u/ajfoucault
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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He had an eggcelent plan
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👤︎ u/Lekh27
📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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Eggcellence
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👤︎ u/awells1012
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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At least he got laid before he died
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👤︎ u/10Ticklesproduction
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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Eggcelent job!
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👤︎ u/Dingus0n
📅︎ Jun 26 2019
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A great fall indeed
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👤︎ u/samiuddin_anwer
📅︎ Sep 01 2020
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I’m ready for the egg puns
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👤︎ u/anipanreads
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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Ladyfingers are the opposite of mentos

Dad hat tip to u/xcammanx

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👤︎ u/lytical
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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What happens to an egg every time you look at it?

It becomes egg sighted

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👤︎ u/hamadaeleleimy
📅︎ May 12 2020
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What music do chickens listen to?

Bach Bach Bach Bach Bach

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👤︎ u/ActionDisco
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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Eggcelent youtube.com/watch?v=WZ0Kr…
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👤︎ u/live4lifelegit
📅︎ May 16 2018
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Do you have any idea what they do to eggs in prison?

I'll tell you this— It ain't over easy.

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👤︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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How many egg puns can you people think of
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👤︎ u/SMONSTERDJ
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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An excellent pun
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👤︎ u/queenettt
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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Why did the egg tip the waiter

Because the food was eggcellent

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👤︎ u/yakismoki899
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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A wife came home and finds her husband sitting in front of a game of chess....

...with a raw egg propped up on the other side.

She asks: "What are you doing?"

He responds: "Well this pancake recipe says I need one beaten egg..."

"So... you decided to play it in a chess game?"

"Well yeah, but the darn egg keeps winning!"

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👤︎ u/abucket87
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To talk to the idiot.

knock knock

Who’s there?

The chicken.

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👤︎ u/Fightthemonster1
📅︎ May 28 2020
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Going for the low Apple here.

So pear with me. I’m berry sorry about this. Eggs are Eggcellent. I deserve to be dilled. Yeah I’m grape at this.

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👤︎ u/I_love_guinea_pigs
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up

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👤︎ u/peter7542
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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How well did the battery made using chicken ovules work out you ask?

It worked eggcellently.

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👤︎ u/Deciperer
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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My food truck idea

Food truck with eggs being the theme in every dish.

"The Poach Coach"

Popular dishes:

  1. Eggs Been a Dick (2 poached eggs and 1 average but adequate size sausage)
  2. Omelette that one slide (you're choice of filling, but don't fucking test me)
  3. The Dwight Yolk Em' (served in a plastic cowboy hat to go. Must eat while walking the streets of Bakersfield) 4.The Mr. Burns Eggcellent Scramble (smithered with cheese)
  4. The Quiche a Grey (oralgasmic quiche with a money shot of sausage gravy)
  5. The John Denver Omelette (full of all kinds of shit)
  6. Jesus'ed egg (basically a deviled egg only more judgmental and boiled in holy water)
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👤︎ u/sakibombs85
📅︎ Jan 26 2020
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Food jokes

Sometimes Gouda. Rarely eggcellent.

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👤︎ u/Bradb717
📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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How do fish eggs know when to hatch?

It’s whoever is next in the roe-tation.

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👤︎ u/reedrichardsphd
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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I'm about to make the world's largest omelette

Best get cracking

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👤︎ u/GaryTheKnight
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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I didn't know how to open an egg.

But I had a crack at it.

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👤︎ u/FredFredFredFredFres
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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Egg puns...
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👤︎ u/iStealthDude
📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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Dadddddddd, I'm hungry

Meat me at the fridge hungry, we will find an eggcellant meal.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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I have 2 boiled eggs every morning...

They're hard to beat

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 10 2018
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Humpty Dumpty must've been a dad.

Because he cracks himself up.

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👤︎ u/grimfel
📅︎ Dec 23 2017
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I was offered $3.50 for a dozen chickens...

I could never agree to sell them for such a poultry sum.

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👤︎ u/technically_art
📅︎ Apr 26 2018
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Well played Subway well played
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👤︎ u/nate223
📅︎ Sep 12 2014
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Brainstorming food/movie theme nights. It es-kale-lated quickly. Only thing in my Bumble profile now.

When Harry Met Salad

What About Ke-Bob

Cumin to America

Weekend at Bearneaise II

Steakin I, II, & III

A Few Good Salmon

You’ve Got Kale

Shawshank Re-Dim Sum

Romancing the Scone

An Éclair to Remember

Roman Hollandaise

Glazed and Confused

Bill & Ted’s Eggcellent Adventure

The Evil Bread

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Shrimp

Fondue the Right Thing

Ribeyes Wide Shut

Mignons

Plante of the Grapes

Spider Manchu

Sushis All That

A Wok to Remember

Marsala-la Land

Apocalypse Cow

Die Chard

Die Chard with a Vinaigrette

Hogan’s Gyros

The Sand Latkes

A League of their Macaroni

Revenge of the Curds

Rush S’More

Braising Arizona

Demolition Ham

10 Things I hate About Ewe

Saladin

Oliver and Com-penne

Dirty Rotten Chanterelles

Sex and the Satay

The Truth About Cats & Hotdogs

Morella Enchanted

Provolone Together

Clear and Pheasant Danger

The Big Chili

Lémon: The Professional

Ava-Tartare

Hocous Pocous

High Fi-Deli Meat

Madagascargot

The Fifth Elementos

Muensters Inc.

There’s Something About Rosemary

I Am Ham

Quiche Lorraine Man

Barley & Me

Lentil Giants

Peggy Soufflé Got Married

Face Stroganoff

Con Gruyére

Fast Times at Porridgemont High

Bok Choys in the Hood

Papillonion

Requinoa for a Dream

Serial Cardamom

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👤︎ u/kat_fogg
📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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The birdseed was so beautiful, so majestic, so delicious, the chicken found it...

...im-peck-able.

Okay kill me

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👤︎ u/itsfakenoone
📅︎ Jul 03 2016
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Breakfast is my favorite meal

Its very eggcelent

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👤︎ u/wxy9ex
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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