Just found out there's an actual clinical name for when you can't sleep and you just eat instead
It's called insom-nom-nom-nomnia
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︎ Apr 20 2023
I just found out there's an actual clinical term for when you can't sleep at night and you just eat instead
It's called insom-"π£π€π’!-π£π€π’!-π£π€π’!"-nia
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︎ Mar 10 2023
Do you know why the French eat just one egg for breakfast?
Because in France, one egg is un ouef
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︎ May 01 2022
Do you ever just eat some nuts and find out in the toilet that it didn't digest properly and think to yourself:
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︎ Aug 11 2022
I just found out that I have a condition where I eat when I canβt sleep.
Doctors are calling it insom-nom-nomnia.
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︎ Jun 07 2022
I just met nicolas cage and i said i bet you cant eat this scone in a minute.
He did. It was scone in 60 seconds
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︎ Sep 22 2021
"Hey son, why did the sea monster eat not just one, but FIVE ships carrying a cargo of potatoes?" Grimacing, he replied, "I don't know dad, why?"
"Because who can stop at just one potato ship?!"
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︎ Mar 07 2022
What does a Spanish speaker eat when heβs just a little cold?
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︎ Nov 14 2021
Went to a new local grocery store called mommas and pappas. I bought a head of lettuce but just couldn't eat it...
Because all the leaves are brown.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
In the US, a popular cereal is Honey Nut Cheerios. I just came back from the UK and they eat the same thing, but itβs called
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︎ Aug 08 2021
I guess this is just time to eat
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︎ Jun 26 2019
Saving the planet with humour (Just Eat)
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︎ Jul 12 2020
My mom sent me this picture with the caption "Dad wants to know what he should eat first... He's just cracking himself up..."
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︎ Aug 24 2013
If you get a message from the government warning not to eat tinned meat because is contains Covid-19, just ignore it.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
My daughter just now... βDad, would you rather eat a raw fish or a matter baby?β
Me: βlove, whatβs a matter baby?β
Her: βnothing. Whatβs a matter with you?β
Iβm so proud.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
I just had a physical, the doctor said βdonβt eat anything fattyβ
I said βlike bacon and burgers?β
He said βno fatty, donβt eat anything!β
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︎ Jan 13 2019
I just heard an announcement on a loud speaker outside my home saying, "If you invest 50$ just once, you can sit and eat for the rest of your life".
I went out and saw the idiot; he was selling chairs.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
You canβt just eat random things, Becky
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︎ Aug 25 2019
Why don't zombies just not run fast, catch people and eat their brains immediately?
Because they are stuck on "shuffle mode".
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︎ Apr 16 2017
The waiter said to me, βI just want to let you know that kids eat for free.β
I exclaimed, βGood! Iβll take a water and some chicken nuggets and my daughter will have a steak and a kids Bud Light.β
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︎ Oct 02 2019
It's weird when I eat wheat, it gives me a huge headache But, if I get the wheat from someone else, I'm fine. It's just migraine.
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︎ Dec 04 2018
I saw an ad that said "By investing just $15, you can sit and eat for your lifetime!" Naturally, I was interested and went there.
They were selling chairs.
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︎ Jan 29 2019
My wife thinks it is not wrong to steal and eat the eggs i just fried
These are not poached eggs, she says.
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︎ Apr 20 2019
When I eat alphabet soup, I like to eat the O's. But not the sad O's, just the cheeriO's
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︎ Aug 03 2018
The sheep were slow to eat my lawn today -- turns out I just needed more ram.
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︎ Nov 02 2017
So have you ever had something just right in front of you and you just wanted to eat it?
on an unrelated note i lost my job as a gynecologist today...
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︎ Nov 27 2017
I would love to eat one corn dog, but 144 of them is just gross.
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︎ Nov 20 2018
Did you just eat my phone?
Well at least it's an apple.
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︎ Mar 06 2017
I just can't eat sushi again, I saw a documentary about sushi that changed my mind about it.
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︎ May 07 2017
I just found out there's a clinical name for when you can't sleep and you just eat at night
It's called insom nomnomnomnom ia
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︎ Mar 03 2023
Do you know why the French eat just one egg for breakfast?
Because in France, one egg is Un ouef.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
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