A list of puns related to "East West Records"
Washington DC.
In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.
Because he's got little legs.
That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.
He thought it was upsetting.
He replied, "I find your lack of Faith disturbing."
I made it in 33, which is record speed.
He said. Many men bite, but fumanchu
Barkeep: "Can I help you, stranger?"
Dog: "I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw"
Because there was gold in them/their hills!
Looks like I'm stuck between Iraq and a hard place
I know I sound like a broken record, but...
I know I sound like a broken record, but...
I know I sound like a broken record, but...
He asks the assistant “Do you have ‘European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2? I believe it was released this week.”
“Certainly,” replies the assistant. “Would you like to listen before you buy it?”
"That would be wonderful," says the expert, and puts on a pair of headphones.
He listens for a few moments and says to the assistant, “I'm terribly sorry, but I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and this is not accurate at all. I don't recognize any of those sounds. Are you sure this is the correct recording?”
The assistant checks the turntable, and replies that it is indeed European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2. The assistant apologizes and lifts the needle onto the next track.
Again the expert listens for a few moments and then says to the assistant, "No, this just can't be right! I've been an expert in this field for 43 years and I still don't recognize any of these sounds."
The assistant apologizes again and lifts the needle to the next track.
The expert throws off the headphones as soon as it starts playing and is fuming with rage.
"This is outrageous false advertising! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and no European wasp has ever made a sound like the ones on this record!"
The manager of the shop overhears the commotion and walks over.
"What seems to be the problem, sir?"
"This is an outrage! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps. Nobody knows more about them than I do. There is no way in hell that the sounds on that record were made by European wasps!"
The manager glances down and notices the problem instantly.
"I'm terribly sorry, sir. It appears we've been playing you the bee side."
WATER WORLD! WATER WOOOOOOORLD!!
Because Iran’s so far away.
The difference is like night and day.
Y'all know where I can get a new queen record?
Because every conversation they had went in circles.
She’s Mad at gas cars.
Cruel act of hummus-ide.
In the Ark Hives!
It would be nice if it played forward too.
Oops, wrong sub.
Jamaica?
No - she wanted to go.
But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
It’s my decision and that’s vinyl!
No, he's a man without convictions.
Because the houses he leaves, are structurally in-caw-wrecked
A three legged dog walks into a bar and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"
... Which goes to show that the female of the species is more Dudley than the male!
It was called East Meats West
....had the Cowboy architects just made their towns big enough for everyone.
That would be my vinyl resting place.
.... The cows aren't getting three square meals a day.
(Also, to those who tell dad jokes at every opportunity, I really appreciate you. As a person who grew up without the joy of a pops embarrassing me with terrible jokes, I was always bewildered by the stereotype. Recently though, I've been taking a microeconomics course I was dreading having to take and my professor has "big econ dad" energy. There's a joke every few minutes in his lectures and they give me the energy to keep going. You are appreciated. Even if your kids, spouse, partner, friends, strangers groan at you, undoubtedly someone out there really appreciates your goofiness).
Because you don't wanna be Russian while European
A Cardinal (n,s,e,w are called Cardinal directions)
I ran.
When you start walking like an Egyptian.
I put it on, expecting relaxing ambient sounds like cicadas and such, but all I got was a droning buzz. That's when I realized that I was playing the bee side.
It’s like he lives on the other side of the tracks.
But never made it past the Letter B Letter B Letter B Letter B
(Sing it you know you want to!)
People say I’m like a broken record
Because there was gold in them/their hills
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