Duck Feather Puns

A list of puns related to "Duck Feather"

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover it's butt quack.

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👤︎ u/SunnySideUp145
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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Why do ducks have feathers??

To cover up their butt qwack

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👤︎ u/BigBrothaScott
📅︎ Sep 30 2020
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Saw this on a veterinarian billboard: Ducks have feathers...

...to hide their buttquacks!

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👤︎ u/DitMasterGoGo
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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What side of a duck has the most feathers?

The outside of course!

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👤︎ u/krunchytoes
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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Why do ducks have tail feathers?

To cover there butt Quacks!

Straight from my ten year old.... I’m so proud.

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17
📅︎ Jan 21 2019
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Why does a duck have feathers?

To cover up his butt quack.

I’m watching “Daddy‘s Home 2“ on Amazon Prime right now. I’m crying with laughter...it just hit me so funny.

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👤︎ u/Gabriel_Aurelius
📅︎ Nov 19 2018
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Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quack

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👤︎ u/lvrcerosis
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks!

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👤︎ u/sugarmonkeywife
📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their quacks

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👤︎ u/LeaderRing
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover it’s butt-quack.

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👤︎ u/beardwithablog
📅︎ May 31 2020
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Why do ducks have tail feathers?

To cover up their butt quack

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👤︎ u/Feddny
📅︎ May 10 2020
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Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their buttquack.

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👤︎ u/GoldSweep
📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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Why does a duck have feathers?

To cover its butt quack

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👤︎ u/Antis_black_parade
📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks

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👤︎ u/BowlingForPennies
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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Ducks have feathers so they can cover their

butt quack

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👤︎ u/jeffyboi6969
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover his quack.

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👤︎ u/Foammunition
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover his butt quack

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👤︎ u/Otacon56
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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Why does a duck have feathers?

To cover its butt quack.

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👤︎ u/goodlyearth
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Because it covers his butt quack

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👤︎ u/Divine_Squire
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks.

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👤︎ u/Boom223
📅︎ May 27 2019
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Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks!

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👤︎ u/savemoney2121
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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Why do ducks have feathers?

So they can cover their butt quacks.

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👤︎ u/zjoshr
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks.

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👤︎ u/ewilsey
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks!

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👤︎ u/misterfar
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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Why do ducks have feathers?

to cover up their butt quack

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👤︎ u/BasementTenant
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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Why do ducks have feathers?

To hide their butt quack

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👤︎ u/koreanhalfpanda
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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Ducks have feathers to cover their butt quacks.
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👤︎ u/superflyguy87
📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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Why does a duck have feathers?

To cover its butt quack.

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👤︎ u/dirtygreasybum
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks

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👤︎ u/Dontstopmeoww
📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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Why does a duck have feathers?

To cover it's butt-quack

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👤︎ u/Phizzwizard
📅︎ Aug 17 2018
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Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks

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👤︎ u/Fill-Chapo
📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quack

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👤︎ u/aiden_0081
📅︎ Aug 06 2019
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Why does a duck have feathers?

To cover its butt quack

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👤︎ u/elconvidado
📅︎ May 31 2019
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Why does a duck have feathers?

To cover its butt quack.

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👤︎ u/GuidoZ
📅︎ Oct 20 2018
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Why do ducks have tail feathers?

To cover their butt quack

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👤︎ u/dpete88
📅︎ Jul 01 2019
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Why does a duck have feathers?

To cover up his butt-quack!

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👤︎ u/Adam2584
📅︎ Feb 25 2018
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Why do ducks grow feathers?

To hide their butt quacks

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👤︎ u/whitedistortion
📅︎ Dec 10 2018
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Why do ducks have such long back feathers?

To cover their butt quacks!

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👤︎ u/GivThanks
📅︎ May 31 2019
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Which side of a duck has the most feathers?

The outside

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👤︎ u/RedRedWine48
📅︎ Oct 14 2018
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Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks

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👤︎ u/mailerox
📅︎ Mar 28 2019
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Why does a duck have feathers?

To cover his butt-quack

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👤︎ u/cheferick_81
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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Why does a duck have feathers?

To cover his butt quack.

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👤︎ u/Ftbh
📅︎ Mar 11 2018
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Why do ducks have feathers?

To hide their buttquacks

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👤︎ u/CurrentlyWayneKing
📅︎ Aug 27 2018
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Why does a duck have feathers?

To cover his butt quack

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👤︎ u/LargeDerp
📅︎ Dec 01 2017
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Why does a duck have feathers?

...to cover its butt-quack.

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👤︎ u/MacTimmish
📅︎ Feb 15 2018
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Why does a duck have feathers ?

To cover his butt quack

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👤︎ u/Bl00dSp0rt
📅︎ Oct 15 2018
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Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover his butt-quack

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👤︎ u/kkjensen
📅︎ Nov 22 2018
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Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quacks!

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👤︎ u/JasonBran
📅︎ Jul 08 2018
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