A list of puns related to "Double J"
How the heck did it take me 13 years (watched it in 2008) for me to get that (probably a double) car pun. βRadiator springsβ, cuz Car radiators. Correct me if Iβm wrong.
The naturist groups report their members have doubled in size.
(Too subtle for a dad joke?)
Because Jesus didn't want to be double crossed
He double Gloucester
2 doubles and you start feeling single again.
I told him stealth gear and a go bag. He is an exposed double agent.
Mmm peach mint.
A double scoop.
Double D2
βI live in Spain without the βsββ.
This inspired me to come up with some truly terrible country-related jokes.
Itβs about to Bahrain jokes without the βBahβ.
I have a double China without the βaβ.
Some people have told me that I look a lot like a German without the βanβ.
Oman, I think that one conspiracy about Israel Israel.
You all probably want to hit me with Japan without the βJβ.
You probably canβt Kuwait to stop reading these without the βKuβ.
Nowadays, car companies are focusing on making electric cars, but I Madagascar.
As youβve probably guessed, I donβt even have one Nepal without the βNeβ.
All of these bad jokes made me Hungary so Iran to the nearest shop to get some food. Why am I always India-r need of food?
I sincerely apologise, fellow people. These jokes probably left a painful Denmark on your souls without the βDenβ, of course.
Double negatives are a real no-no.
A: Double jointed.
Double Bubble
I'm creating a drinking game where every important event equals to drinking, but I am nowhere close to NAMING my drinking game. A friend of mine recommended this subreddit, saying that people drop some really punny puns here. Give your ideas for a title, I think up to 6 words would be okay.
Let's see what you can do!
What you need to know about the game:
That's basically it.
We got to talking and I found out she worked as a stunt double on some pretty big name movie sets. She looked to be at least 10 years my senior but very fit and attractive and we both seemed to really be hitting it off.
Because all the immediate family in the local area had thrown a smaller, more private celebration for my father a few days prior, I didn't really feel a need to stick around any longer, so I asked the woman if she was interested in sharing some drinks with me at the nearby Hilton where I was staying. She happily accepted.
Suddenly, I turned towards the sound of my father's voice cheerfully calling out the name "Andra" (pronounced ON-druh) and my own as he approached. Andra, the woman I had been speaking with, turned towards him, glanced quickly back at me, then looked back again at my father and with a disconcerted look on her face exclaimed, "Oh brother!"
And that's when I realized the double, Aunt Andra.
I was double-crossed.
Carrots maybe good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision
The double aaaayyyyyyyyyy.....
A woman walks into a cocktail bar and asked for a double entendre - so the barman gave her one.
They have double the horsepower
The double negative is a complete no no!
Double ewe
Double Stuffed
He double Gloucester
...they were advertised as double-pain windows after all.
...She went from studying faults to double-faults.
The bartender asks βDonβt you mean a martini?β
In response the Roman says βIf I wanted a double Iβd have asked for it!β
Current events make it less attractive.
All hail The Double Pun. Mic drop
Would that be double homicide?
Itβs been double crossed so many times.
Once upon a time there was a king in the olden times
He loved giving out diktats like
"So shall citizens pay double the tax"
"So shall boys over 18 join the army"
He went to war with China
He won
In the court, they brought a Chinese man
"Your Majesty, he's the best singer in China, but refuses to sing since he is unwell with cough, fever"
The king then gave out a new diktat
"So shall this Tan sing"
And to this day, when it happens..
A double rainbow.
Heβs my buddy double.
My boss is going to be so mad when he finds out about this double-cross.
See-O-Double You
Wait until you have a midlife crisis, then double your age.
I was told this joke belongs here
A double crossbow.
Baker: I'm sorry love, I won't be home till late. I'm doing a double shift.
Wife: But why?
Baker: I knead the dough.
A Double Decker.
That way I would have double Aunt Endres.
Me: "Tell me a Joke"
Cortana: "Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in the mud, then cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double crosser"
Me: Groan "Tell me a Good Joke."
Cortana: "There are two types of people in the world: Those who need closure"
So my wife just got her breast pump all set up. She's got the double suckers rolling, tits out, milk flowing like a minor tributary. And I ASK "ARE YOU PUMPED?!" fucking genius.... She stared silently for like 10 seconds. Then told me to post here.
But booze will double your vision
Double Gloucester
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