17 Hilarious Don Most Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Don’t know how to properly share with this but I have included the name of the original, most people didn’t get it(third line)

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👤︎ u/DwayneTheCroxJohnson

📅︎ Dec 18 2020

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Most of my friends don't know that I'm actually a shape-shifting Norse god of mayhem and mischief.

I keep it Loki.

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👤︎ u/jfshay

📅︎ Oct 08 2020

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Most Men Don't Have Enough Fiber In Their Diet. Crazy Isn't It?

Tough Shit

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👤︎ u/FadedHaseeb

📅︎ Jul 16 2020

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Most people don’t to their New Years resolution

Because they go in one year and out the other

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👤︎ u/onion-volcano

📅︎ Jul 09 2020

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Americans don't like the metric system because most of them have a foot fetish.

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👤︎ u/gr8prajwalb

📅︎ Apr 20 2020

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Now that we're in quarantine my kids don't get most of my jokes

I guess I thought inside jokes would be better suited for this time.

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👤︎ u/TheMineEmerald

📅︎ Apr 01 2020

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"Don't touch" has to be one of the most terrifying things to read in Braille

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👤︎ u/Coleslaw840

📅︎ Nov 08 2018

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Most of my friends find Princess Leia really attractive, but I don’t get it.

For me, she ticks Alderaan boxes.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Sep 22 2019

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Why don’t most people enjoy jokes about taco shells?

They’re too corny

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👤︎ u/2xj59ae

📅︎ Nov 04 2018

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Most people don’t understand how important genetics plays into our children’s development.

And that’s why children will always pay for the “shins of their father.”

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👤︎ u/wyllyam1111

📅︎ Sep 01 2019

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Most people think decimals don't matter..

I think they're significant figures.

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👤︎ u/rpmrecords

📅︎ Jul 09 2019

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Most people don't know that in order to be a programmer your eyesight must be correctable to 20/20.

You have to be able to C#.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas

📅︎ Mar 06 2019

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Somebody in the world is the most oblivious person alive, and they don’t even know it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ad9ad6/somebody_in_the_world_is_the_most_oblivious/

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👤︎ u/nitrodragon523

📅︎ Jan 06 2019

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I don't mind doing most of the housework

But vacuuming sucks.

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👤︎ u/Lenzar86

📅︎ Aug 21 2018

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Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England...

In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York . This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. The Mexican people loved Mayonnaise so much and this loss was so devastating that the Mexican people declared a National day of Mourning which happens every year on the day the shipment was supposed to arrive. This day of course is May 5th or more commonly known as Sinko de Mayo.

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👤︎ u/lucy_dogg90210

📅︎ May 06 2017

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Most peeps don't think gold jewelry is hardcore

But I think it's pretty metal.

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👤︎ u/gwtkof

📅︎ Nov 29 2017

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There're some streets you just don't go down. He most gangster one is...

Carlito's Way

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw

📅︎ Apr 01 2018

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