What's a young dog's favorite bread?
When I was little I saw this kid in my neighborhood dragging around a loaf of bread on a leash. To be funny, I said “Hey, you have a beautiful dog!”, he responded,
“Thanks, it’s pure bread!”.
What kind of bread is best for a vegetarian hot dog?
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Purebred dogs are inbred
But the hot dogs are in bread
It would suck not being able to eat bread :')
I took my new dog with me to go on a duck hunt.
Ducks ended up eating him. Shouldn't have brought a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the park anymore, he gets attacked by ducks every time I we go for a walk.
I guess that's what I get for having a pure bread dog.
I had to stop taking my dog on walks since he kept on getting attacked by ducks.
Guess that's what happens when you get a pure bread dog.
Did you hear about the American Kennel Club event that was attacked by a flock of ducks?
It was because all the dogs were pure bread.
Image belongs to cyanide and happiness it's not mine but thought you would enjoy it.
Just making some breadfast
She asked for a Golden Retriever [xpost]
She got a Golden Retreiver
And that look.....that's the look we all know and love. A truly well executed dad joke.
I went to the zoo today and saw a loaf of bread in one of the enclosures
Turns out it was bread in captivity
what do you call a dog breed, bred to hear really well?
what do you call a dog breed bred to hear really well?
corn bread
*this was a pun i made a while ago to see how many puns i could fit in a short joke.
What's a dog's favorite kind of bread?
What's a dog's favorite bread?
I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog
I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
I guess that’s what I get for getting a pure bread dog.
I love going to the park. But the ducks keep harassing my dog.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him.
That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keeps attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I cant take My dog to the pond anymore cuz the geese keep attacking him.
I guess thats whats I deserve for having a Pure bread dog
I can't take my dog to the lake anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
We can't take our dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him...
Guess that's what we get for buying a pure bread dog...
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him..
Guess that's what I get for having a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond any more, the ducks keep attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him...
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog...
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond for exercise because the ducks keep attacking him
That's what you get for buying a pure bread dog
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him....
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore, he keeps getting attached by ducks.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog
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