How do you make an elevator stay with you?
Just donβt push its buttons.
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How do you make lady gaga cry?
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How do you make holy water?
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How do you make a squid laugh?
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How do you make the number one disappear?
You just add 'G' and it is Gone
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How do you make a napkin dance
Put a little boogie in it
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What do you get when you make a duck angry?
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How do you make a whore moan?
Genetic engineering. Itβs very complicated.
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How do you make a snooker table laugh?
Stick your hands in its pockets and tickle its balls
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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?
Fill it with spring water.
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Do you wanna know a simple way to make holy water at home
You boil the hell out of it
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How do you make hummus Moroccan?
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How do you make a hormone?
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How many symbols do you need to type on a keyboard to make a heart?
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how do you make a turtle fast?
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How do you make your duck more soulful?
Put him in the oven till his bill withers
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Hey Dad, how do you make a cannoli?
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What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street?
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How do you make a rabbit hole?
You glue it back together
(From my 10 year old; proud dad moment!)
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How do you make a dairy sword?
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How do you make a motherboard?
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How do you make 7 even?
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Reworked this one to make it more kid/church-friendly. "Do you know what the cost of Deer belly meat is?"
It's usually under a buck...
Unless you have more doe.
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How do you make an octopus laugh?
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Where do you learn to make a banana split?
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How do you make a Pirate angry?
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How do you make holy water?
>!You boil the hell out of it !<
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How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
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How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
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How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
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How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
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How do you make holy water?
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How do you make a waterbed bouncy?
fill it with spring water.
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How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it!
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How do you make an octopus laugh?
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How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
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︎ Jul 19 2022
How do you make holy water
You boil the hell out of it
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How do you make 7 even?
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How do you make your water bed bouncier?
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How do you make holy water?
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︎ Jul 10 2022
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a lil boogie in it
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How do you make water bounce?
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How do you make holy water?
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogey in it!
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