How do you make an elevator stay with you?
Just don’t push its buttons.
How do you make lady gaga cry?
How do you make holy water?
How do you make a squid laugh?
How do you make the number one disappear?
You just add 'G' and it is Gone
How do you make a napkin dance
Put a little boogie in it
What do you get when you make a duck angry?
How do you make a whore moan?
Genetic engineering. It’s very complicated.
How do you make a snooker table laugh?
Stick your hands in its pockets and tickle its balls
How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?
Fill it with spring water.
Do you wanna know a simple way to make holy water at home
You boil the hell out of it
How do you make hummus Moroccan?
How do you make a hormone?
How many symbols do you need to type on a keyboard to make a heart?
how do you make a turtle fast?
How do you make your duck more soulful?
Put him in the oven till his bill withers
Hey Dad, how do you make a cannoli?
What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street?
How do you make a rabbit hole?
You glue it back together
(From my 10 year old; proud dad moment!)
How do you make a dairy sword?
How do you make a motherboard?
Reworked this one to make it more kid/church-friendly. "Do you know what the cost of Deer belly meat is?"
It's usually under a buck...
Unless you have more doe.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Where do you learn to make a banana split?
How do you make a Pirate angry?
How do you make holy water?
>!You boil the hell out of it !<
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
How do you make holy water?
How do you make a waterbed bouncy?
fill it with spring water.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it!
How do you make an octopus laugh?
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
How do you make holy water
You boil the hell out of it
How do you make your water bed bouncier?
How do you make holy water?
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a lil boogie in it
How do you make water bounce?
How do you make holy water?
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogey in it!
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