How do you make an elevator stay with you?

Just don’t push its buttons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scalthegoat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2022
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How do you make lady gaga cry?

Poke her face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deanjcox
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2022
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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oliverad98
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2022
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How do you make a squid laugh?

With ten-tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not__a_username
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2022
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How do you make the number one disappear?

You just add 'G' and it is Gone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chandler--Bing
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2022
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How do you make a napkin dance

Put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbduYemeni
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2022
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What do you get when you make a duck angry?

A salty quacker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SourStar615
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2022
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How do you make a whore moan?

Genetic engineering. It’s very complicated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/craycraxy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2022
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How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Stick your hands in its pockets and tickle its balls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCatsClaws
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2022
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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Fill it with spring water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soundphed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2022
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Do you wanna know a simple way to make holy water at home

You boil the hell out of it

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2022
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How do you make hummus Moroccan?

Play it some AC/DC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feign1337
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2022
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How do you make a hormone?

Don’t pay her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/don_teegee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2022
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How many symbols do you need to type on a keyboard to make a heart?

Less than three

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gogo726
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2022
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how do you make a turtle fast?

Don't feed it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bostondana2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2022
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How do you make your duck more soulful?

Put him in the oven till his bill withers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjackstell
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2022
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Hey Dad, how do you make a cannoli?

Son, I figotta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rifleman209
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2022
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What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street?

A large fortune

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2022
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How do you make a rabbit hole?

You glue it back together

(From my 10 year old; proud dad moment!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2022
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How do you make a dairy sword?

Use sharp cheddar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bagel_chips3854
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2022
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How do you make a motherboard?
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2022
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How do you make 7 even?

You take away the s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedeathwaiter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2022
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Reworked this one to make it more kid/church-friendly. "Do you know what the cost of Deer belly meat is?"

It's usually under a buck...

Unless you have more doe.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2022
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How do you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeLerius_Lee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2022
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Where do you learn to make a banana split?

Sundae school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farfocele
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2022
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How do you make a Pirate angry?

Take away the "P"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/athei-nerd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2022
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How do you make holy water?

>!You boil the hell out of it !<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ztaker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2022
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How do you make a handkerchief dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SurlyTurtle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2022
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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Add spring water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinkykat977
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2022
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfPacific
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2022
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Head_BreaKeR
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2022
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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Spring Water!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourAnimateJonnyV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2022
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajd416
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2022
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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2022
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How do you make a waterbed bouncy?

fill it with spring water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joscarbuck
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2022
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacotown123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2022
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How do you make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjackstell
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2022
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Several-Cake1954
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2022
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How do you make holy water

You boil the hell out of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hernik26
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2022
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How do you make 7 even?

Take away the s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farfocele
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2022
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How do you make your water bed bouncier?

You add spring water!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Geep
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2022
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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2022
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a lil boogie in it

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2022
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How do you make water bounce?

Use spring water!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormtrooper-85
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2022
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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ddrumdiablo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2022
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogey in it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimBotB
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2022
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