Why don’t blind people sky dive?
Because it scares their dogs
Why do scuba divers always dive backwards?
Because if they dive forward they’ll hit the boat.
Why do divers dive out the boat backwards?
Well if they went forward they’d fall in the boat
Why do scuba divers dive into the water backwards?
Because if they went forward they'd still be in the boat!
TIL: The long sandwich was conceived by a British mathematician in 1578, but wasn't created until 1620 by the Dutch inventor, Cornelius Drebbel, who made his first dive under the Thames.
Oops sorry. Wrong sub.
Tricky dive this one...The reverse flip, 2.5 somersault with a pike....
The public pool sector must be taking a real dive right now
Let's get this game kracken and dive right in this game :D
The quality of puns has taken a real dive recently but wait until you sea mine
I saw an interview with Sean Connery about how he used to scuba dive for seafood. He said, "everytime I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically seaching for a place to hide so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself,
that's shellfish."
While we were out on the lake, my girlfriend swore she saw a bird dive into the water...
What a loon!
Sent my dad a nearby dive photo of sea lions in kelp & told him it made me officially excited to do local/non-tropical dives... his reply?
Well, that seals the deal!
It got a good laugh out of me. Photo here for the curious.
What kind of dog likes to dive a lot?
A sub woofer
Is this pool safe to dive in?
It deep ends
Why shouldn't blind people sky dive??
It scares the dog.
Why do scuba divers dive backwards?
Because if they did forward, they'd end up in the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water when they dive?
Because if they went forward, they’d fall into the boat.
Why do scuba divers dive backwards off the boat
Because if they dove forward they'd still be on the boat
Why do scuba divers dive backwards off boats?
Because if they dove forwards they’d dive into the boat!
