Well, when you ask them who their favorite composer is, they all say Bach.
...but now I think it's growing on me."
I have never had a beef with them.
They're tearable
You can say he was a matte hatter.
Because it's always Friesian down there.
Its such a ripoff
They just keep giving you problems.
...never a crossword...
They're just tired of breasts being milked for all its worth.
Because they are the OPPOsition
Because they are shellfish.
....If you give them 2.54 centimeters, they'll take 1.60934 kilometers.
- When my plans are abruptly cut short.
- Inconsistency
B. People who don't finish things
Worst-in-the-shire sauce
But later on they grew on me
But it kinda grew on me
Because the bird in his hand had got a lot more than two in the bush.
Because he was always jalapeΓ±o grill.
Credit to r/Small1324 for the joke!
There wasn't enough space
They are a bunch of pre Madonnas.
So you could say Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine.
They always end up in the bunker.
I would have Nickelback.
I just really think theyβre beneath me
You could say i'm neutral.
...because they're always spotted.
He thought it was cheap and badly rapped.
Friend: what's upstairs Me: stairs don't talk
To find another so quickly was no small "feet".
But 48 hours ago was a sadder day.
( OP here )
Most of them look rather plane.
in other words, I graduated MAGA cum laude
Update: Thanks for all your applications! Give /u/parin89 and I a few days to take a look and confer!
(if you haven't put your application in yet, you've still got time)
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Greetings /r/dadjokes subscribers,
Years have passed since this sub started up, and there are now literally millions of you. Whoa.
Two million people is just two many two handle for two moderators. Especially these days, when both /u/parin89 and I have two many other responsibilities and a whole lot less time. I'm 200% sure most of you would agree that more mods are needed.
So we're looking for 5 more moderators to get involved. If you're keen to apply, read the rest of this post and answer the three questions in your comment response.
Answer these 3 questions in your reply:
- How would you describe a dad joke?
- Do you currently moderate any other subreddits? If yes, which ones.
- You see a post that is not breaking the rules or reddit's posting guidelines, but is generally disliked by the community. What do you do?
Only apply if:
- You're a reasonable, fair-minded and patient human
- You're in it to keep this community a happy, friendly and safe place for other humans
- You've got previous mod experience from a decent sized community (let's say... 5k+)
- You're cool with the first few months being a trial run
- You understand that while we could use more active moderation, and would benefit from a few more rules, one of the things that makes this community great is that it's pretty open (after all, dad jokes repeat a lot and not every "repost" is necessarily an opportunistic attempt to game karma)
We'd benefit from a few practical things as well, it would be great if:
- You live in a timezone that covers off either the USA, the UK, Australia (we'd like a spread)
- You've got some automod experience
- You've got some sub-customisation experience
Don't apply if:
- You're ready to come out swinging with a power tripping ban hammer
- You're more concerned about Internet points than real people
We'll leave this stickied for a week and then come back to message a few people and make some selections.
He really gets my goat
WA TA!
and his opinion cannot be "suede."
...I don't think I actually have a friend who thinks like this
I think it's great that they've never gotten in a wreck!
Angsta Rap
It's too farinheight
Because they're stuck up.
