“To me, it’s about a minute.”
“God, how much is a million dollars?”
“To me, it’s a penny.”
“God, may I have a penny?”
“Wait a minute.”
A Mash-ochist
So my wife works at a hospital and has a patient who is in because they “cut their foot on a piece of hard cheese.”
So naturally I asked “was it extra sharp cheddar?”
Spam
So I wanted to learn puns, but I didn't find any good discord server where you could meat with people and practice or learn new puns, so I decided to create such a server where we can all hopefully learn how to pun. If you would like to join here's a link: https://discord.gg/hVBqM7hn9r
Dad: why not use datcord? points at outlet
I was a little "discord"anated
Hi! Does anyone know if there are any discord servers specifically for writing wordplay or puns?
An awesome server that combines food with puns to create the perfect recipe for a server! We're still new but we'll grow in thyme and I promise we're a lot of fun!
Don't miss out, give us a chance, the pastabilities are endless here!
The secret reward is called Waist of Time.
Well played, Blizzard, well played.
..is in Discord.
(I felt like I put the pun into use..)
So I said, "It's like normal tabletoping, but we do it using one of our chat apps." My brother responds, "It's called Discord!" To which my dad says, "Are you sure it's not datcord?"
