Breaking News: Archaeologists believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that belonged to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson for the dig said they're so badly chewed on the ends,

we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PavilionFlux
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Dig a hole in me tonight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnotherKakkar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I dig, you dig, he dig, she dig, we dig, they dig

It's not a very long poem but it's a deep one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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Shamelessly stolen on twitter, no clue about who did that. I have to dig something here...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goelin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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I dig it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/loot98
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Why did Drake dig up and mash potatoes with a rock at the same time?

Tubers, one stone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vladipus223
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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I used to dig trenches under roads for a living

but I had to quit because it was just boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noobmoney_rs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.

When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I hired someone to dig a hole in the ground to get water...

Money well spent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lo0220
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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People keep bothering me at work, while I dig for gold

I'm just mining my own business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Not a dad, but my neighbor who is a dad was proud of me for this one. He was helping me dig up trees and I turned to him upset and said:

Wow you just left me with a bunch of Ash-holes in my yard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tataku999
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Which pirates dig up the treasure?

Arrrrchaeologists

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamePlayXtreme
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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My friend wanted to dig an underground tunnel, I told him...

Gopher it

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams...

One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.

His wife answered the door.

"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."

"That much?"

"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."

"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.

"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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What do you get when you dig a hole in the ground and fill it with denim?

A jean pool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Payasin70
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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My boss is making me dig through a stack of hay bare-handed to look for anything that shouldn’t be there. I suspect he dropped his wedding ring while having an affair with the new girl he hired in the pile and now he is desperate to hide the evidence from his wife who might be on to him.

But I’m just grasping at straws here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Propagansus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Know how I know Chicks dig dad jokes?

Otherwise they'd be called single guy jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnightHawk37
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What do you call a dog that likes to dig up bones?

A barkeologist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahmeda97
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Archeologists really dig their job

and they work their fingers to the bone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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We were talking about water shortage, and my wife said, β€œ Why don’t we dig a hole outside to collect rain water?”

I think she means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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I really dig this poem.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMajicman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2014
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A coworker and I were debating on the best way to dig a hole. He said we should use a drill. . .

but I said that would be boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caferreri11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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A lady decided to dig many holes to Chinette, but stopped after the first hole became filled with water...

She decided to leave well enough alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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My friend takes time off work to go dig for water in drought stricken areas.

He has a well paying job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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I really dig earthworms, but I haven't meant one yet that didn't have a dirty mouth.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/viperfour
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Dig you hear the one about the fortunate piss?

Well, urine luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eurt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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Archaeologists on a dig in Egypt have uncovered a mummy dipped in chocolate and hazelnuts.

Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/86Damacy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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At the height of my lunacy, I would dig in my lawn like my life depended on it.

It's all well now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Veni
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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I was hired to dig holes to plant trees in, but in the end I was only paid $2 an hour.

One might even say I was paid a pittance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sortiack
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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If you dig a hole 60ft down, and poop in it, that's some deep shit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobotWizard055
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2015
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As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an elephant: First, you need to dig a hole in the ground that is capable of holding an elephant. Fill the hole with ashes. Line the hole with peas.

And when your elephant comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2017
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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig.

Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs....

It’s not a beautiful poem - but it’s deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs,

It’s not a beautiful poem but it is deep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spudzzy03
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs we dig, they dig.

It’s not a very long poem, but it’s pretty deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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I dig, you dig, she digs, he digs, we dig, they dig

It’s not a long story, but it’s deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cornchiptoe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I dig, you dig. He digs, she digs. They dig, we all dig.

That's pretty deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastGhost18
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig.

It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redwards2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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I dig, You dig, He digs, She digs, We dig, They dig.

Its not a long poem but its very deep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cavinbrya
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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I dig... You dig... He dig... She dig... We dig... They dig...

Now it's not a very beautiful poem... But it's quite deep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/palpameme_66
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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I dig, you dig, she digs, he digs, we dig, they dig...

It may not be a good poem... but it’s very deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aweapingangel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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I dig, you dig, he dig, she dig, we dig, they dig.

It’s not a very good poem but it’s quite deep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/romanator25
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams.

One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.

His wife answered the door.

"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."

"That much?"

"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."

"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.

"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig

It’s not a beautiful poem, but it’s very deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrott806
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2018
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He digs. She digs. We dig. They dig.

Now it's not a very nice poem,

But it is quite deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhyRedTape
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2016
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Short poem I dig, he digs, she digs, we all dig.

I know its not a nice poem, but its pretty deep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_BlNG_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2017
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Dig poem

I dig You dig We dig She dig He dig They did

Not a great poem but its really deep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexthescot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2017
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