Now I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.
But they didn't planet that way.
The same middle name.
It's called Eggs, Marx, The Scot
we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B.
Because William Shakesbeer
He needs to laugh too
Nobody knows for whom the Tells bowled.
We called him Reggae Tony.
Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.
William DeFriend
The cocktail
The dirty bastard.
Bob
It’s quite stirring
Apparently, nobody was interested in buying ‘Shatner Panties’.
They need to stop Robin Williams
We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.
Ian
One. They're very efficient, and not particularly funny.
Without a doubt, mine is Mrs. Fire.
His real name is William New Year’s Eve.
He said, "Son, this is a ground breaking creation."
Now he’s Penis von Lesbian.
Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"
Edit: Thanks for my first ever Gold! I have no idea what it does but it sure is shiny =]
He's got all these really weird rules you have to follow, like whenever you eat cabbage, he insists you have to eat it with mayonnaise.
It's just Cole's law.
(Thought of this one whilst trying to come up with puns to annoy my husband. He abhors dad jokes, and receiving this look -_- means I did a good job.)
A calcu-now.
Clever Dick
A dick-tator-ship
...he tells the owner and bartender that he’s a surgeon down at the hospital and he just wants to forget about everything for awhile.
Dick knows just the thing. He quickly whips up a thick, exotic beverage and places it in front of the worn out doctor. He takes one sip and his eyes light up. “What IS that?” “That’s my signature almond daiquiri”, Dick tells him. The surgeon tells him it’s delicious, pays his bill and comes back the next day and the next day at the same time for the same thing: An almond daiquiri.
Before long, like clockwork, Dick is able to have it ready for him just before he comes in. But, one day as he is preparing the drink, he realizes that he’s run out of almonds! With no time to lose, he quickly substitutes the almonds with hickory nuts and sets the beverage on the bar.
The surgeon pops in, takes a big gulp, and immediately spits it all over the bar. He looks at the bartender and says, “That’s not an almond daiquiri, Dick!” And Dick says, “No, it’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc!”.
This guy walks out of a store screaming how they're cheats and frauds. He then proceeds to knock over a mannequin and a few other decorations.
He then buys a coffee, is a jerk to the cashier and then spills some on the floor. He walks away and snaps his fingers at the janitor to clean it up.
The last straw was when he walks up to a group of school kids and starts ranting about how they should drop out of school and rise up against the establishment.
Security finally escorted him out kicking and screaming. Finally things calmed down a bit.
All in all, it was just another dick in the mall.
Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!
But they didn't planet.
Noone knows for whom the Tell's bowled.
But they didn’t planet.
But they didn't planet
