DEECH’s last name was ICKEN and though DEE loved him dearly when they got married, she didn’t want to take his last name. So she decided to keep her own, which was YEG So here’s the question: On their wedding night when they made love, who do you think came first DEECH ICKEN OR DEE YEG?
Red paint
People are already calling the character Rando Calrissian.
Its the vinyl countdown
It's spam!
Her name is Dee.
His name is Uripides (you rippa dees)
My 5 year old stepson was sitting next to my wife on the couch, and a devious idea crossed mind. I called the boy over after a quick Googling and showed him the product of my search. He asked what it was, and I promptly told him they were boobies. I looked at the wife in time to see this amazing look of terror wash over her face. Still shocked, he says, "Hey Momma, want to see some boobies?" He grabs my tablet and shows her a picture of the most beautiful, soft looking blue footed boobies I could find. Her initial shock quickly turned to laughter and I was satisfied.
Miss 3: But dees are da only feet I have...?
"Well at least I'm not walking around the house going "Hurgerbgehbh blurgeblegh blurgega, hurr dee hurr, derr!"
To which my dad said,
"Yes you are".
Wife: "One of my friends just named their kid Dexter. Would you ever name a kid Dexter?"
Me: "Yeah, that's a killer name!"
You make a better nightstand
I'm working on a silly project for my job, and I'm trying to come up with punny fake names for the name tags. I work at a community bank - anything finance and banking product or industry related is good, I am god awful at puns and so far I've only got these:
Ann U. Ities Dee Posit Owen A. Lott
Punmasters and fans, lend me your talents? :)
You dabba-dee-dabba-dye it.
You know, har dee har har. I was surprised to see it was something else. I like puns but it took me awhile before I realised "reddit probably has puns!"
Her cousin is marrying a guy named Dee. Last night I had a sudden realization and had to point out something about that weekend.
"So I just realized. After the wedding, your cousin's going to be getting plenty of Dee's nuts."
Now I'm going to have to spend that entire weekend avoiding making that joke at the wedding.
My dad loves trivia and brain teasers. He asks me "How many d's in Rudolph, the red nosed reindeer."
I figure people don't count the d at the end of red-nosed. So I say "4" with confidence....
He says, "nope....237." I looked at him, everyone in this sub-reddit know the look.
Then he starts singing " dee dee dee dee dee ..." to the tune of Rudolph.
I laughed and added it to my repertoire.
bit of context...In the Spanish language when you want somebody to tell you something you say "Dime" (sounds like Dee-Mehh) also the word "Di"(sounds like Dee) means say...
Dad (in Spanish): I have something important to tell you but I don't know if I should
Me: dime!
Dad: Mehhh!
(cue Spanish groans)
