Redhead Jack

You remember the story of Jack and the Beanstock? Imagine if Jack had red hair.

Hints:

Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I smell the blood of an Englishman,
Be he alive, or be he dead
I'll grind his bones to make my bread.

This one is a bit dark.

Ok, too subtle perhaps:

>!Outside of the U.S., red heads are generally called "gingers". Thus, redhead Jack is a ginger, and if the giant makes his bread from Jack's bones, he has made bread out of a ginger, which makes it...!<

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👤︎ u/LordRybec
📅︎ May 11 2021
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I'd love to have a job like Schrödinger's cat's.

Dead or alive, it sounds like a super position.

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📅︎ Jan 03 2018
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Dadjoked the g/f about a bug

She hands me a wadded up paper towel and says "Throw this away outside. It's some kind of beetle. I don't know if it's dead or alive." I responded "Awww, couldn't you just 'let it be'?"

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👤︎ u/Trendy2
📅︎ Sep 28 2014
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