Darth Plagueis Puns

A list of puns related to "Darth Plagueis"

My dad used to get shot from a cannon at the circus. When he retired they had to close the show.

They couldn't find another man of his caliber.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/totuan
šŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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Iā€™m heartbroken that I lost a bucket of sand, silt, and gravel.

It was of great sedimentary value.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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A Teenage daughter is being intimate with her boyfriend...

And her dad walks in.

"Dad I'm sorry" says the girl.

"Hi sorry I'm Dad" says the dad.

The dad then turns to her boyfriend and asks "Are you fucking sorry?"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/spotexx
šŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2017
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