A friend gave me a load of cooking ingredients but no recipe.

A friend gave me a load of cooking ingredients but no recipe.

I thought "I don't know what to make of this"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kingfisher202103
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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Was cooking chicken this afternoon to use in a recipe for dinner.

Husband: β€œWhat’s cooking?”

Me: β€œChicken.”

Husband: β€œSmells foul”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/animomma
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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Nathan Fillion is coming out with a new cook books based on recipes his character from Firefly would cook...

It’s called Mal-Nutrition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badasscdub
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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I tried to cook according to a recipe but the food was bland

I should have taken it with a grain of salt

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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I'm a lazy cook so I prefer Canada recipes...

You know, the ones that say "add a canada tomatoes, a canada beans, a canada corn..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuckSturdley
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2017
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We love Indian food

Decided to cook our Chicken Korma recipe with potatoes, onions, etc. in our InstaPot. It was Instant Korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonjohnsc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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The recipe said, β€œSet the oven to 180 degrees.”

Now I can’t open the oven, as the door faces the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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New cook at the Chinese Restaurant

Peter Johnson took a job at a Chinese Restaurant, and was learning how to make all the items on the menu. He did great on most dishes, but some of the notes all ended with the word "smackdown". Since he was confused, he asked one of the other cooks about it.

"Jian, why do all of these recipes have 'smackdown' as the last step?"

"That's easy. When you smell what is cooking, you drain the wok, Johnson."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TakaComics
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2016
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Real Line I Pulled on my Wife Today

Went grocery shopping, and bought some chicken leg quarters for the first time to use on a recipe I found online.

Wife said while she was putting the groceries away, β€œLeg quarters? You don’t know how to cook those,” to which I replied, β€œGuess I’ll just have to bake it to make it.”

I’ll see myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jt8786
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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Her: Would you mind grabbing a fork and standing in the kitchen for a few minutes? Me: Ok, why?

Her: The recipe says, Step 3: Prick with a fork to make sure it’s cooked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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Wife blindly follows a recipe

Me: "What on earth is that crazy concoction that you're cooking up?"

Wife: "It's a Jamie Oliver recipe. I'm just following it."

Me: "If Jamie Oliver gave you a recipe to jump off a bridge, would you follow it?"

Wife: "Yeah, probably."

Me: "He should name it Jamie's seafood pancakes".

Groaning ensued.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ign1fy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2016
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Dadjokes while making pancakes

Was cooking pancakes for the whole family the day before Christmas, usually we have 4-5 people in the house when I make pancakes and I do a double recipe but this time there were 12, so I needed to make more. As I'm bringing them out, I say "Normally I'd make Irish pancakes, you know, while I'm making them I'm Dublin the recipe, but because there's so many of you I had to make Libyan pancakes, and every ingredient here is Tripoli multiplied."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vancar1000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2013
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Dadjoked the family at dinner tonight

My father was talking to my grandmother about the recipe for the rice we had with our chicken. He said he put in some onions, red peppers, and cooked it with chicken stock.

I asked him what he would do with his chicken stock if the chicken market started to go under.

I could see the pride in his eyes when he said "Sell sell sell!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kenedict
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2014
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Found this one on r/recipes.

http://www.reddit.com/r/recipes/comments/2bon8q/how_to_cook_italian_rabbit/cj7ivgl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greath
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2014
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